hatelife
United States
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ihateumicheal
United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Toooldforthisshit
New London, United States
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
I Know How to Pick'em
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Beaverton, Canada
Breaking news
Today, as I had a chat with my boyfriend and a couple of his friends, one of them had brought up my boyfriend's son and his other child who was due any day now. The conversation would have went well, had I known that he had a son and a pregnant girlfriend. FML
iamnotfat
United States
Surprise
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Wellthissucks
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
work -_-
Mitcham, United Kingdom
It's catching
Today, I was feeling really sick at work. I messaged my boss whether his girlfriend, who also works there, could cover me. He then came down, shouting at me that whatever illness I have, I've also passed on to his girlfriend. I'm pregnant. FML
Cereal_mistress
Sonoma, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the doctor's for an ultrasound, as I'm 7 months pregnant. Then he went home and took his wife out to dinner for her birthday. FML
ashily24
Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML
Flabbergasted
United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has been having an affair with another woman. He works with me and the woman also works in the same company. She is also married and is now 6 months pregnant. They are throwing a baby shower for her on Monday. FML
Alisha Marie
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Emotional
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
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DrewsFML 8
hey consider yourself lucky at least the condom broke with his other girlfriend
mruizk9 7
dam that's sucks! that's some Jerry springer shit right there!
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no65438 0
at least you found out now rather then later... :)
sexysandpiper 0
omg! someone stole you shirt too!! like a cereal shirt stealer. I think we should bring the FBI into this. that, or the world is full of ****** so desperate they need to lure old Internet pedophiles...
guitarman1998 0
I agree wif da pretty girl!
ammmeor 4
you mean you agree with the boobs.
ajt1562 0
Suo
illmatic2 16
That's not even her in the pic.
RebekahBrooke 9
obviously its not her
jess6blondie9 3
How do you know it's not her? Just because she's pretty and has huge boobs means that it's automatically 'obviously not her'?
illmatic2 16
I saw the exact same pic on a different profile a while back. It's fake.
jess6blondie9 3
Maybe she had another profile?(: But if she is using a fake picture and claiming it to be her, that's stupid.
illmatic2 16
Possibly, but I doubt it. There are lots of creeps on here, and she wouldn't be the first to make a fake profile.
hook_em 0
hey you are only supposed to Facebook stalk not FML stalk
jess6blondie9 3
Yeah, that's true a lot of people do make fake profiles.
ariestiger15 0
ya at least u didn't have to MEET the baby to find out.
corje20 0
ur right where's I'm in ur daddy's pants?
YoLauryn 0
Call the Maury show!!
emilyissutee 0
more like jerry springer
BountyBass 13
maybe a swift kick to his nuts,make sure he doesn't do it again
Moota 9
what a jerk
MommaMuff 6
The real reason you're screwed(or not): There are laws against beating pregnant women. However, he's fair game.
CaptainPickles72 18
45- Well usually when a girl finds out her man is screwing around they feel the need to take it out on the other girl instead of the deserving guy. But in this case she could get in more trouble if she beat the prego's ass.
anongrl 2
um, there are laws against beating any man or woman. It's called domestic/spousal abuse, not just pregnant women.
TheDrifter 24
But there are special ones for pregnant women. You get extra time for it, the same as beating on gay men and minorities.
TheDrummingResul 0
I like how you separated gays from minorities.
redundancy 0
I feel worse for the other girl. he cheated on a pregnant woman. that's disgusting.
weeeeeeeee2 0
sounds like he never expected u 2 visit him
MrSexyPants 14
Maybe you have multiple personality disorder and met yourself. Gotta think positive... Just like that other lady's pregnancy test...
7mood75 7
at least it wasn't his boyfriend...
MrXerxes5 6
So who we gonna call first? Jerry? Maury? Steve? Montel? A bunch of other similar shows? I'm sure they'll all be happy to have you. It'll probably be called, ''Pregnant bitch stole the love of my life now I want him back'' i've seen titles that long...
DougieSoFresh 0
Oprah
brengleking 5
Think of the positive, for one you know he is a cheater and can break it off. Two you are not the pregnant one