Today, I went to the store with my 4 1/2 year old daughter. When we got to the cosmetics aisle, she asked what make-up was for, I told her it was to make women prettier. My daughter then told me it was a good thing I wear make-up because I was ugly and that I might scare off my husband. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took my daughter to a makeup store at the mall to get foundation to match her skin. The woman behind the counter scoffed, rolled her eyes, then called me a Karen when I asked for a manager. My daughter is 7 and I was getting makeup to match her elf ears for a costume we were making. FML
Today, my 6 year-old daughter saw me putting on makeup and asked, “Mommy, are you trying to look less tired or more alive?” FML
Today, I was taking the subway to school. I was applying some makeup when I noticed a little boy watching me. When I was finished I heard him whisper to his mom, "I thought make up was supposed to make you pretty." FML
Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML
Today, I met some guys from my dad's workplace. They told him what a pretty daughter he had, to which he responded, "Nah, it's just shit-loads of makeup." FML
Today, my six-year-old son told me my makeup looks like his grandmother's did in the casket. FML
Today, I helped out with makeup at my daughter's high school play. As one girl walked past, I told her that she'd smudged pink lipstick all up the side of her face. Turns out it was a birthmark. She cried in the dressing room for half an hour. FML
Today, I was with my four year-old daughter when we met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman I know. My daughter looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?" FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, I took my very talkative toddler to a grocery store. As we passed a woman in an aisle, my kid pointed and said loudly, "Mummy, why does that lady have such a funny face?" I had to awkwardly apologize while my face went beet red. FML
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sallybobally 0
YDI for imposing patriarchical notions of beauty to a little girl
Megan36 3
**** you douche
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lucifer69_fml 0
number 40, unless you were refering to OP's incorrect word usage, they are 2 completely different things. aisle- the corridor type of thing you walk down and isle- a small island.
Dr_Dolittle 0
Maybe get a bag for your head - give your neighbours a break? :-)
dugumit 0
your 4 1/2 y.o knew to say all that to you? well she obviously picked that up from somewhere. maybe you should watch your mouth around your. monkey see monkey do.
Americunt 0
You might really want to rethink the phrase "A baby is a gift from above."
aback 5
Want to make the little bitch cry? Tell her she'll grow up to look just like you.
xlovelessx 0
lawl she's so honest :D
turdburgers 0
I do hope you punished her. No bedtime stories or favorite movie watching rights for a week.
City_at_war 0
Four year olds have a wide vocabulary that they can pick up at day care (With older kids), TV, the public or older siblings. So, of course she could say it. Four year olds can speak and talk well. Look it up. Idiot.
Sekococo 0
tell her that when she came out your womb she thought you wasn't her's but you kept her for the future of child labor which is "going to be fun".
ColdGold 6
Fix yourself up and tell your ugly little kid to shut up.