Today, I went to the Salvation Army to donate some clothes. As I was handing over the 4 huge bags that I had carried for 10 blocks, while 6 months pregnant, somebody stole my purse. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML
Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML
Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on the subway. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when a man stole my purse. He then opened the purse, threw up in it, and gave it back. FML
Today, since it's company policy, I had to go to the back of my small store to retrieve an item for a customer, even though I was working by myself. I came back to find that since she couldn't get into the cash register, she found and stole my purse instead. FML
Today, I was working at the Soup Kitchen handing out special christmas dinners to the homeless. At the end of the day I collected my things and went home. It was only then I discovered that my wallet, phone, pager and (for some reason) my glasses has been stolen. FML
Today, I was volunteering at a soup kitchen and was advised to leave my wallet and cell phone in my car so they wouldn’t be stolen. Someone broke into my car and stole them. FML
Today, I passed out on the way to work. Some lucky passerby took this as an opportunity to help themself to my purse. FML
Today, I went into Target's dressing rooms to try some pants on, leaving my full cart outside. An employee thought it had been left there, and took it to put the stuff back. My coat, hat, gloves were in it. I had to walk home. FML
Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML
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Doortje 30
No good deed goes unpunished, you ought to know that by now.
Jewelofagal 2
You should see if Salvation Army or any of the businesses around it have exterior security cameras that may have the thief caught on film.
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Comments (115)
Dommmcheesecake 0
Karma isn't a Christian philosophy.
DocBastard 40
And the world is not a Christian place. What's your point?
RomanBeauty 0
that's your own fault for being pregnant and walking the ten blocks. why do pregnant women always add on "while pregnant" like it's everyone else's fault that you chose to do something stupid when you shouldn't have.
softballchic16 0
Aww I'm sorry people are so rude..i swear
pizzagirl001 0
who would steal from a pregnant woman? how low can you get ...
Emilyinroom483 7
That's what you get from helping the Salvation Army. They really ******* suck on the whole "helping poor people if they're gay" thing. The "we won't give Harry Potter to kids because it's against Christianity" issue is just gravy.
Maynyrd 0
why the hell would you carry clothes ten blocks while six months pregnant?
dayday08 0
why would you walk 10 blocks carrying 4 bags of clothes?
mcr0cutie 0
aww that sucks!
someone234 5
u did a good thing. be proud that u did it
saladgirl123 0
stfu whiner.you layed down and took the penis! jk tht sucks but dont get discouraged.