Today, I went to the Natural History Museum with my boyfriend. While we were standing in front of real dinosaur bones, he told me he didn't believe in dinosaurs. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Nosaurus
Today, I went to see a dinosaur exhibition with my mum. We walked around and saw a huge dinosaur, made of plastic and rubber. She was very disappointed, saying that she thought there would be real live dinosaurs for us to see. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend, who is a fully-grown man, that making dinosaur noises in public is no longer acceptable. FML
Today, my boyfriend is mad at me for causing him to fail a science test. Apparently he thought I was serious when I told him that homo sapiens were extinct because they were "homo". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was a vampire. I burst out in laughter and said he was ridiculous. He looked at me in disgust and said he couldn't be with someone who didn't trust and believe in him. I'm now single. FML
Really?
Today, my husband and I were watching Jurassic Park. At the end of the movie, he commented on how amazed he was that they could "train those dinosaurs" to do exactly what they wanted them to do. FML
Awkward
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I explained to my five year-old son that the dinosaurs were wiped out because of a meteorite that hit our planet. He replied, "They should've stood out of the way." FML
Mad beliefs
Today, I found out that the girl I've fallen in love with is a "young-earth/dinosaurs-lived-with-humans" crackpot. FML
Today, I presented my child with the classic "Who came first, the chicken or the egg?" conundrum. In return, I got a detailed lecture on how birds evolved from dinosaurs, how life was created in the sea and an explanation about evolution. I got schooled by a 9 year old. FML
Birds aren't real
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching TV and there were penguins laying eggs. He said, "Penguins are mammals, they don't lay eggs." I replied, "Penguins are birds." We fought about it for ages until he realised that I was right, and has since stopped talking to me. FML
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linstar 13
I'm religious and I believe in dinosaurs.
CrewBoy 10
Run before the stupidity spreads!!!!
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Airman1988 9
Here's your sign. Better hope he has recessive genes if you have kids
Delta2Almanac 7
Tell him you don't believe in dating ignorant people?
MelTheGreat 23
Does he also believe that the earth used to be in black and white?
deegeebee 10
Haha! My dad used to tell me this when I was little.
MakeTodayADTR 20
I hope he's trolling.
Demonfish 14
Oh heck, next he'll be saying that plate tectonics are a lie! :O
whiteboy896 9
I don't believe in the wind either...oh wait. If there is physical evidence of something you dont believe in then you my friend, are a dumbass. GL OP
LuckyLynx7732 5
Thank you christianity for creating a new generation of backwards idiots incapable of critical thought.
theartists 5
Shut the **** up. I'm not a christian, but i know people who are, and they're some of the smartest people i've met. No one wants to read your stereotypes.
whiteboy896 9
Im a christian and I believe in dinosaurs? Stop being a sterotyped douchebag.
weasel123 9
Christianity does not create idiots. There are idiots everywhere that associate with just about every religion or way of thinking and make the rest of the group look bad; be it Christians, Muslims, Hindus, Bhuddists, Atheists, etc. Just because the Bible doesn't specifically name dinosaurs doesn't mean they never existed. And just because I don't believe the same things you do does not mean I am incapable of critical thought, and vice versa.
Pleonasm 36
Thank you, 50. For someone talking about critical thinking, 33 did not do much analysis of his own, instead repeating the same old stereotype mindlessly. It's important to note that there are indeed idiots everywhere; just as Americans object to being stereotyped as fat stupid Honey Boo Boos, religious people object to being called idiots that reject all forms of science.
ineslovescats 5
Please, don't reproduce. More idiots such as yourself are not needed nor are they wanted in the world
Posthuman 26
Yeah not all of us are backwards. I'm Christian and I believe in dinosaurs, dragons, unicorns, and smart people
EpicBlondie89 19
Whoa, don't be hating on us. To generalize Christians like that is inexcusable. You sir, need to pull your head out. I guarantee there are people in your life that you love and look up to who are Christian.
LuckyLynx7732 5
Perhaps idiot was the wrong choice of words. While I have never met one (and I have known more than my fair share of christians), it is possible there are intelligent christians out there somewhere. Unfortunately the rest still stands. If you read the bible and see it as historical or scientific fact then your logic is flawed.
Posthuman 26
152, if you read the bible an find it as historical, your logic is your logic. If you want to look at it as a history book, then look at it as a history book. If it's just a fantasy to you, ten it's just a fantasy, but don't tell one person that they're wrong just because you don't believe in what they do.
Spark_Slicker 19
I don't believe in dinosaurs either. I'm a Christian and for the most part, dinosaurs don't really line up with my faith. It's not that I don't believe there were other creatures back then that don't exist now, I just don't believe in dinosaurs in particular. Call me crazy or stupid or thumb down my comment if it pleases you, by all means. But that's what I believe and I have that right. :)
whiteboy896 9
Thumbs down it is, someone help me do it twice :)
tj4234 36
don't usually respond to this kind of comment. But you do realise that dinosaurs still exist don't you? Crocodiles, Maggie Thatcher, etc.
Pleonasm 36
40 exactly, I don't see this as a matter of believing or not, as there is living proof, like crocodiles and the coelacanth, as well as non living proof in fossils etc.
RS808 6
I come from a Christian family too, but really? In your theory, where do all the dinosaur fossils that are found come from? Just curious.
N3766 20
Not sure trolling or ultra dumb...
cosmosis 12
Maybe im just being ignorant about the whole religion and dinosaur thing. Dinosaurs existed! Its a scientific fact. What i dont understand is when you say your religion doesnt line up with the existance of dinosaurs. Im not having a dig at christianity or any religion. Is someone able to explain how religion doesnt line up with science? I dont believe in any religion so i dont quite understand it.
Paris25_fml 11
I must let you know, as a fellow Christian, that the Bible does speak of creatures that match the same description of dinosaurs. Now, obviously, the word dinosaur did not exist during the times that the Bible was written so they were described with period accurate words such as large reptiles, dragons, and sea monsters.
LollipopDragon 4
40- Chickens!
gc327072 31
38/ killyourself.jpg
doctorhook86 25
113: Not cool and not funny, bro. Suicide is serious.
doctorhook86 25
38: Can you justify your position? How do you explain bones and fossils? I'm genuinely curious.
skyeyez9 25
I guess all the dinosaur FOSSIL EVIDENCE is one big Conspiracy by Satan to make Christians believe in evolution and continue on the wide road to Hell?
ellytoad 13
Is it because dinosaurs sound too cool to be true, Spark? Eh... whatever helps you fall asleep at night, I guess.
docscientist 10
I like how you convince yourself to believe what is essentially magic, yet ignore the countless amount of physical, direct evidence of dinosaurs.
WhyAmUHere 19
In these days, you have no right to be stupid. If there is physical evidence, this overrules any belief system.
gorilla69 3
Looks like you picked a winner, sorry op
isamisis 9
Get his eyes checked.