Today, I went to the Natural History Museum with my boyfriend. While we were standing in front of real dinosaur bones, he told me he didn't believe in dinosaurs. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to see a dinosaur exhibition with my mum. We walked around and saw a huge dinosaur, made of plastic and rubber. She was very disappointed, saying that she thought there would be real live dinosaurs for us to see. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend, who is a fully-grown man, that making dinosaur noises in public is no longer acceptable. FML
Today, my boyfriend is mad at me for causing him to fail a science test. Apparently he thought I was serious when I told him that homo sapiens were extinct because they were "homo". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was a vampire. I burst out in laughter and said he was ridiculous. He looked at me in disgust and said he couldn't be with someone who didn't trust and believe in him. I'm now single. FML
Today, my husband and I were watching Jurassic Park. At the end of the movie, he commented on how amazed he was that they could "train those dinosaurs" to do exactly what they wanted them to do. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I explained to my five year-old son that the dinosaurs were wiped out because of a meteorite that hit our planet. He replied, "They should've stood out of the way." FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've fallen in love with is a "young-earth/dinosaurs-lived-with-humans" crackpot. FML
Today, I presented my child with the classic "Who came first, the chicken or the egg?" conundrum. In return, I got a detailed lecture on how birds evolved from dinosaurs, how life was created in the sea and an explanation about evolution. I got schooled by a 9 year old. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching TV and there were penguins laying eggs. He said, "Penguins are mammals, they don't lay eggs." I replied, "Penguins are birds." We fought about it for ages until he realised that I was right, and has since stopped talking to me. FML
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linstar 13
I'm religious and I believe in dinosaurs.
CrewBoy 10
Run before the stupidity spreads!!!!
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Comments (199)
SoSoRachel 7
I think he might've gotten aliens and dinosaurs mixed up... 0.0
sillyyanks 24
Sorry to inform you but most dinosaur bones in museums are actually replicas, but your bf is still a moron!
paigeeeeee24 2
... Well... You're all idiots! The "bones" found in museums aren't actual bones. They are an exact replica of! But it's good to know this is truly a generation of stupidity! And for all of you Christians saying dinosaurs don't line up with your faith.... Dinosaur barely line up with evolution! So you, too are an idiot!!
MikeFoxtrot01594 11
How don't they line up with evolution?
angel_of_death55 7
Dinosaurs are fake
WhyAmUHere 19
Oh, great. A religious nut. Kill it with fire.
jcnsmith 5
Einstein was brought up Jewish and kept the title, but if you've read anything he has actually said about secularism, you'd know he's a deist or agnostic. He didn't proclaim belief in a personal god and was rather snarky about those who did.
TcheQ 12
YDI for having a dumbass boyfriend.
oliviaamber18 3
If you believe in God, you don't believe in evolution. Is that not true?
Mynameislinh 24
I don't believe it's ALWAYS true that if you believe in god, you DON'T believe in evolution. Just most people who do, don't believe in it.
_TheAtheist_ 10
The Bible does not mention dinosaurs because the humans who wrote (and revised and translated and changed and destroyed and rewrote and etc..) the Bible did not yet know of the existence of dinosaurs. As to the Bible "referencing" creatures so strange they could only be dinosaurs... C'mon people.
bandit6 2
First of all, he's a brainwashed nut in denial. 2nd those are not actual dinosaur bones. They are fossils. Google it ;-)