Today, I went to the Natural History Museum with my boyfriend. While we were standing in front of real dinosaur bones, he told me he didn't believe in dinosaurs. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to see a dinosaur exhibition with my mum. We walked around and saw a huge dinosaur, made of plastic and rubber. She was very disappointed, saying that she thought there would be real live dinosaurs for us to see. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend, who is a fully-grown man, that making dinosaur noises in public is no longer acceptable. FML
Today, my boyfriend is mad at me for causing him to fail a science test. Apparently he thought I was serious when I told him that homo sapiens were extinct because they were "homo". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was a vampire. I burst out in laughter and said he was ridiculous. He looked at me in disgust and said he couldn't be with someone who didn't trust and believe in him. I'm now single. FML
Today, my husband and I were watching Jurassic Park. At the end of the movie, he commented on how amazed he was that they could "train those dinosaurs" to do exactly what they wanted them to do. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I explained to my five year-old son that the dinosaurs were wiped out because of a meteorite that hit our planet. He replied, "They should've stood out of the way." FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've fallen in love with is a "young-earth/dinosaurs-lived-with-humans" crackpot. FML
Today, I presented my child with the classic "Who came first, the chicken or the egg?" conundrum. In return, I got a detailed lecture on how birds evolved from dinosaurs, how life was created in the sea and an explanation about evolution. I got schooled by a 9 year old. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching TV and there were penguins laying eggs. He said, "Penguins are mammals, they don't lay eggs." I replied, "Penguins are birds." We fought about it for ages until he realised that I was right, and has since stopped talking to me. FML
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linstar 13
I'm religious and I believe in dinosaurs.
CrewBoy 10
Run before the stupidity spreads!!!!
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Comments (199)
scuttlebuttz 1
Dump and run. Wait, no don't run. Dump and give him the boot.
ellytoad 13
Don't have kids with him.
ChrissyM87 3
Time to get a new boyfriend...
needarb 3
Good chance they're molds...
KiddNYC1O 22
Jurassic Park. That is all.
night72 1
My girlfriend doesn't believe in dinosaurs either... Says the government fakes it
Aelle1209 6
FML bugged out on me, apologies.
Twisted_Angel 17
What a moron. Please don't help this man reproduce
delfino1604 24
dinosaur bones in most museums are plaster copies of what was found. so techniquely there isn't real proof of dinos. think about that before u think your mans an idiot cuz for all we know you could be an idiot ;-) ps.. i think your an idiot
Angel272000 4
First of all this is not a FML story it's a MBI( my boyfriend a idiot) story!!