Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, this guy and I went on a date to the movies. We got up to the desk and I asked for one ticket for 'Jennifer's Body.' The guy moved his way in front of me and said, "make that two tickets." He then walked away to look at movie posters and left me with the $22.50 charge. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, while on my way to the movies, I stopped at a gas station to pick up candy so I could avoid the high prices at the movies. The guy who tore my ticket asked for my purse, confiscated my candy, and then kicked me out of the movie theater. That guy was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML
Today, after an amazing date with a girl I like at a restaurant, I realized I foolishly forgot my wallet. When I returned, I spotted my date at another table on a date with a different guy. I also wasn’t able to find my wallet. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML
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Top comments
Nosah 3
Wow what an ass
kickazz16 15
I would have been like you know what else is a funny? YOU BEING SINGLE! and leave like a badass! :)
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Comments (242)
ChristinaAAR 14
Break up with the dick
amandamcw 0
Wow he's a jerk!
flamingsandstorm 0
It's your fault for even considering paying for your own. The guy ALWAYS pays, otherwise you end up with someone who doesn't give a damn about you or a pussy.
The_Great_Zucchi 15
LOL, tell the 1950's I said hi! Seriously, if a date insisted on my paying for everything I would blow her off. Last thing I need is a woman who depends on me for all her needs. It has nothing to with caring about someone, but everything with mutual respect. And women with careers deserve respect, not to be treated like some golddigging bimbo who lets herself be f*cked because the guy picks up the tab...
punkin_26 16
How much respect did he have for her when he paid for his own ticket, laughed in her face and ran off. Your comment makes no sense
punkin_26 16
And also all you equal rights MFers, do your own laundry wash, your own dishes, and cook yourself dinner from now on. Cause before you had a wife or girlfriend to do those things for you your mama did it. Why because that was expected of us. The notion that the women are supposed to take care of the house still exists. And we do it. So pay for the god damn ticket you cheap bastard.
ikickgingers 15
I always try to pay... For some men it seems it's a shot to their manhood. Soooo I usually end up leaving the tip.
punkin_26 16
Yea, I got one more question for you. Can you teach my lazy ass piece of shit boyfriend to do all those things? But even that bastard would pay for my movie ticket. Except I would want to see Contagion and he would want to watch Dolphin Tale.
The_Great_Zucchi 15
I think you misspelled ex-boyfriend there OP...
krez 20
This has nothing to do with sexism or chivalry or any of that. It is common decency to spot someone you care about if they forget their wallet, or change plans if you can't afford it.
sparklecherry 4
You deserve it. Pick better guys to date. You shouldn't be paying anyway.
myflowers 0
Dump that sorry ass!!
HumanWiki 8
You meant your Ex, right?
jaredofmo 22
Go home without him. If he calls you, act like you don't know him.
BadBubba 6
my woman forgets shit all the time, but I would never do that. I guess they don't live together. In my house, I would never hear the end of it. Come on guys, you know I'm right!
Lizzie24ful 0
Yes, you're right =] BTW I like your picture x)