Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, this guy and I went on a date to the movies. We got up to the desk and I asked for one ticket for 'Jennifer's Body.' The guy moved his way in front of me and said, "make that two tickets." He then walked away to look at movie posters and left me with the $22.50 charge. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, while on my way to the movies, I stopped at a gas station to pick up candy so I could avoid the high prices at the movies. The guy who tore my ticket asked for my purse, confiscated my candy, and then kicked me out of the movie theater. That guy was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML
Today, after an amazing date with a girl I like at a restaurant, I realized I foolishly forgot my wallet. When I returned, I spotted my date at another table on a date with a different guy. I also wasn’t able to find my wallet. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML
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Top comments
Nosah 3
Wow what an ass
kickazz16 15
I would have been like you know what else is a funny? YOU BEING SINGLE! and leave like a badass! :)
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Comments (242)
atg15 0
YDI for dating an asshole like that
Miaoudeminou 7
Exactly my sentiments
Happy777 0
As I already said before, how do we know OP is to blame, this could possibly be the third or fourth time that she has done this to her man. So out of spite he ditched her free-loading ass Or he really is a ****, and OP has terrible choice in men Fact is neither of these things can be proven. Therefore your argument is invalid.
Wheredidgrungego 12
Well if it was the lion king, I'd completely understand.
captainbj2 0
Hakuna matata
rocker_chick105 31
Was the movie, "He's just not that into you?"
FlyingLazerWALRU 0
He's obviously a fag.
ilikeemsmall 4
My ex always pulled that "I forgot my money" excuse to get people to pay her way. I got tired of her little act and stopped paying for her. She suddenly got a better memory after being embarrassed a couple times. Think of it as him giving you memory treatments.
Glockinator 2
How do people forget their wallets? That's something I am never without. Sounds like you have an upstanding guy though. Fingers crossed he proposes.
Fangtasmagoria 5
You should always have your wallet with you for any unforseen circumstances. It's part of being prepared to face the world, especially as a woman. Don't rely on anyone to take care of you.
1crabbygirl 10
Taking care of you and taking you to a movie are vastly different. Settle down.
LA_Barbie 11
I agree. Just cuz she "forgot" her wallet
LA_Barbie 11
I agree. Just cuz she "forgot" her wallet
LA_Barbie 11
I agree. Just cuz she "forgot" her wallet
mea_iloveskiing 26
"instead of my ex paying.."
mistersheezy 7
Get him a ticket to splitsville!
wriptidez 0
u dont need him