Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, this guy and I went on a date to the movies. We got up to the desk and I asked for one ticket for 'Jennifer's Body.' The guy moved his way in front of me and said, "make that two tickets." He then walked away to look at movie posters and left me with the $22.50 charge. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, while on my way to the movies, I stopped at a gas station to pick up candy so I could avoid the high prices at the movies. The guy who tore my ticket asked for my purse, confiscated my candy, and then kicked me out of the movie theater. That guy was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML
Today, after an amazing date with a girl I like at a restaurant, I realized I foolishly forgot my wallet. When I returned, I spotted my date at another table on a date with a different guy. I also wasn’t able to find my wallet. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML
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Top comments
Nosah 3
Wow what an ass
kickazz16 15
I would have been like you know what else is a funny? YOU BEING SINGLE! and leave like a badass! :)
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Comments (242)
jeinnor 0
I hope his no longer your bf
rulezdunmatter 12
Firstly, if I was the guy, I would pay for my girlfriend's ticket, whether or not she brought her wallet. Secondly, if I really didn't have enough money to pay for both tickets, I would just ditch the movie and go out to somewhere nice, like a park. If a 15 year old guy like me can understand such simple logic, why not OP's boyfriend? I won't ask you to break up with him, cause that's not right, but you should.
techie107 2
These are concepts that make a MAN. I congratulate you on at least knowing the basics on being a man and having the balls to be a real man. Real men don't do horrible shit like that.
punkin_26 16
You seem like a nice guy. Stay that way. Don't turn into an asshole like that guy.
ReynshineCutting 10
As a woman I truly appreciate you. I've met my fair share of d-bags (hell I'm in college, I'm around them everyday) and nicer guys are few and far between. You will truly be a wonderful man.
ambermcclndn 0
Where have u been all my life?! Lol
ohmandapants 17
What a douche. Get rid of him!
purple91 8
Had a good laugh at this, thanks :)
jessief623 4
He's an ass dump him now before he hurts you more
genitalwartz69 0
What a dick!
darkmis1 18
He should be paying for your ticket either way.
Giants24 0
nice guys finish last thats why ill treat you like trash its not what i really want to do
ThatLooksSticky 16
I hope you had the car keys and left him stranded at the theater.
BloodyMary666 24
What an a**hole!!!