Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to take me to a movie after days of not seeing me. This long-awaited date involved me paying for food and my movie ticket when he ran out of cash again. He then dumped me as we left the theater walking to his car. Yes, I financed my own breakup date. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, this guy and I went on a date to the movies. We got up to the desk and I asked for one ticket for 'Jennifer's Body.' The guy moved his way in front of me and said, "make that two tickets." He then walked away to look at movie posters and left me with the $22.50 charge. FML
Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, while on my way to the movies, I stopped at a gas station to pick up candy so I could avoid the high prices at the movies. The guy who tore my ticket asked for my purse, confiscated my candy, and then kicked me out of the movie theater. That guy was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I got a chance to have dinner and a movie with a girl I've liked for a while. I ran late, so in a hurry to make the movie, and trying to be smooth for her, I told the waiter I'd "take care of him" if he made it fast. He did. When he brought the check, I realized I had forgotten my wallet. FML
Today, after an amazing date with a girl I like at a restaurant, I realized I foolishly forgot my wallet. When I returned, I spotted my date at another table on a date with a different guy. I also wasn’t able to find my wallet. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML
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Top comments
Nosah 3
Wow what an ass
kickazz16 15
I would have been like you know what else is a funny? YOU BEING SINGLE! and leave like a badass! :)
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Comments (242)
flipnazn 1
If it was a romantic comedy, he probably didn't want you to know he gets boners from Ashton Kutcher.
L_Lovegood 19
He sounds like such a pleasant and chivalrous person. Marry him.
brianod 0
what a dick
Zaffro 8
shitLAD he should have paid but stipulated the film. Or demanded a cheeky blowy =P
glittercookies 12
;D
ikickgingers 15
16 - I'll get crap for this... Cheeky blow??
BobsUrAunty 2
I don't think the word is 'blowy', its more like 'bj' or 'gobby' lol
ikickgingers 15
Oohhhhhhh
SteveTheJanitor 6
What an imbecile
Darklord53 0
I'm glad everyone is saying he's a dick, maybe he's a nice guy and she's a bitch that always "forgets" that shes paying...
THE_A_TEEN 28
Nice assuming, made you an ass. If op was going to pay, Then she was going to pay. people are forgetful, and that BF was a dick for not considering to pay for her. But by judging from the content of your comment, you're the bitch who not pays. Have a nice life...
hebron77 0
You have a valid point, but we'll never know exactly how it is.
nathan123uk 0
You'd make a girl pay? I never let my gf pay, even if she insists. That's what guys are supposed to do
underguarded 20
I've heard weirder shit so this sounds plausible.
VeganVampyre 27
No, 35, he's got a point. If she is constantly not bringing money when she's agreed to pay, and he always ends up having to pay for her, I can understand that maybe he got sick of it and wanted to teach her a lesson. Not saying that's the best way to handle it, but it's totally possible that's what happened.
JinxosGirl87 0
My BF pays for my movie tickets not because I'm his "property", but because he loves me. Asswipe.
punkin_26 16
Where did you find this information? Or are you just spewing shit to make yourself sound smarter.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
@132 That's fairly common knowledge. That you have somehow managed to miss that tidbit of information makes me think you are deliberately trying to be ignorant of it.
punkin_26 16
Title of the book please. That way myself and everyone else that was offended by the "property" remark you made can look it up.
punkin_26 16
Unlike a lot of people on this site, I will admit when I was wrong. I'm not trying to be ignorant. I have never heard that. My apologies. It just pisses me off when men think women were and still are their property. Those same men who paid for dinner probably beat their wives too. Why? Because they were considered property.
cjobrien7 2
No he pays for your movie tickets because he wants to have sex.
punkin_26 16
Officially retracting apology. Since no book title has been produced I'm guessing this 'tidbit' of information I'm apparently SO ignorant about is probably something you are hearing from someone else. Right? But just because you are told something your whole life doesn't make it true. Like I'm sure there are people that still believe the sky is really blue. Newsflash! It's not!
Uramonkey 11
punkin_26 you really need to chill
Carlie_McCartney 1
Dump him!! That's the most inconsiderate thing i've ever heard D:
hannahcorrine 0
Jerk...
Flutequeen 0
Mother pickles
iheartsthamanga 7
I would've of dumped him and laughed as I drove off without him