Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, I went to see a movie by myself and ended up sitting next to a couple on a first date, who spent the whole movie whispering to each other. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML
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Top comments
TheNiceOne 20
Op, I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and say that it was probably really really dark in there at the time.
reshab911 14
What movie was it BTW?
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Comments (75)
verysmarmy 11
And FWOOSH. There. The comments just erupted into a full on gay debate. You're welcome, guys.
Unfortunatemeg 14
why would you try to flirt in a movie theater people want to watch a movie without people talking, usually.
worldclassrager 41
Usually the chest is the give away...
ftloosenfanzfree 7
YDI. This is as obnoxious as the guys who try to talk to me at the library. While I'm wearing headphones. There are places that women might be interested in casual conversations with strangers. Libraries and movie theaters are likely not those places. Try a bar.
Colon_Man 17
Bars are too loud. Plus, those are the wrong kind of girls. Maybe I'm just old.
vikky538 29
I going by the guess that because its dark you can't recognize the person a guy or a girl. If my guess is wrong i am not sure what else to say
Tannasgh 22
Glasses...O^O
HyperFat 3
Probably would've gotten up and left.
MrMammoth 10
Should've gone to Specsavers
IssacB 14
So were you more embarrassed that you thought a guy was a cute girl, or that you tried to talk to him? Either way, I'm sorry. I understand it was dark, and some people look as if they could be either sex, even in bright lights. Sucks man
oyevey45 12
just wondering how you thought it was a really cute girl and you clearly didn't even see them?