Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I was sitting behind a cute girl in class. She said she liked musicals, so I played The Greatest Showman at full blast on my headphones. She turned around and moved seats. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, I went to see a movie by myself and ended up sitting next to a couple on a first date, who spent the whole movie whispering to each other. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML
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Top comments
TheNiceOne 20
Op, I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and say that it was probably really really dark in there at the time.
reshab911 14
What movie was it BTW?
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Comments (75)
LadyLuck93 20
More like F his life for getting hit on by a dude.
SS 31
Why were you trying to have a conversation with somebody while watching a movie?
acerredrum 23
Yeah, it cost a lot to go to the movies. I don't go there to have the movie get ruined by someone who can't shut up. Also Shepard Book says you are going to the special hell.
a1_z9 10
I assume it was before the film begun. I thought cinemas were meant to have at least a bit of a social element, I bet most people don't go purely because of the large screen and over-priced snacks.
ShreddedGold 7
I do
Vlen_fml 20
not gonna lie, being 6'3 and broad shouldered, i'm usually the first guy to stand up and give talkers an evil glare during a movie. Once even at a premier, i got stuck next to a real chatty cathy who was on her god damn phone during the movie. it wasn't some important call like the baby sitter or something, she was out and out describing the movie to someone. I literally took the phone out of her hands, hung up the call (back when we still had buttons) gave her the most evil look i could muster, and told her she could have it back after the movie. enjoyed the rest of the film. gave her her phone back. preeeeeetttty sure she'll never do it again.
Leenah_93 11
#55 you sir is awesome :'D
Hunkapoo 19
it must have been really dark in there to not have seen that beard
Silk_Routes 14
dark matters :-)
RedPillSucks 33
question your sexuality. question it!!
christopherwilli 14
Wow it musta been hella dark in there
c00kie14 11
Somebody needs glasses
chuchusheep 19
shit, thats embarrassing...
amanda182 19
Why would you talk during a movie!?That's super annoying when you're trying to actually WATCH the movie and hear people talking.
cottonmouth25 7
haha yea as well when you're with a guy and they try to make out with you.. i came to watch a movie.. stop please.
faeryofshalott 25
Should have tried to pick him up anyway. You could have made a new friend or had new experiences. ;)