Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Fake it til you make it
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
Today, after taking care not to hurt myself during my workout, I injured my shoulder extricating myself from my sports bra. FML
Today, I decided to get in shape for swimsuit season, so I went to the gym. I tried to lift a barbell up and over my head, which was fine, until I dropped it. Exercise earned me a concussion and a neck brace. FML
Many such cases
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
Appropriate attire required
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML
Unfit
Today, I applied to a new gym. Now I have a hernia. FML
Healthy lifestyle influencer
Today, I went to the gym and got locked in the locker room. I had to call the gym's phone number to get them to come let me out, after being in there for half an hour. FML
Take it easy
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was so out of shape that I couldn't even finish my warm-up. FML
The first step is the hardest
Today, I went to the gym after months of procrastinating. I walked straight into the glass wall next to the entrance instead of the door. A guy lifting near the front desk winced in sympathy. I still worked out, but I could see my face slowly swelling in the mirror. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle. Not in any kind of sport or exercise, but while reaching for my computer mouse. FML
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hospitalboyhaha 0
how do u do that?
NightElfGod 0
dont feel bad a went to turn a door knob and my shoulder came out of place and tore a few of the inner muscles. i now have to get surgery that will cost thousands of dollars since the muscles wont heal on their own.
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Comments (31)
skiBOAT 0
Whoever put YDI is an asshole, at least you're trying to get in shape, fully aware of your condition.
Nacirema20 0
oh, c'mon!!! YDI.
regalitofatal 0
hahahaha nice
kirbz 0
fattie4life XD
Kupokupupo 0
that must've been some pretty vigorous sweater taking- off. =P
gowzer90 0
*ankle
kornonthecobb 0
i hurt myself streching my arm a lot lol but i never pulled anything hehe
Facerockker 0
FATASS.
ugwmii 0
3lb is the size for u
Zombies_Rule 0
Do you, by any chance, have the last name Blann?