Today, I went to the emergency room for busting my lip open, I had to lie and tell them I slipped and fell. In reality I was singing with the soap bottle and slammed it into my lip. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I reached for my lip balm while laying in bed in the dark. I accidentally knocked my bedside lamp, and it fell on my hand and shattered. A huge glass fragment impaled my hand. I just got out of surgery. FML
Today, I went to the emergency room with chest pain. I didn't have a heart attack, but I now have a broken nose after passing out and face-planting in the waiting room. FML
Today, I tried to go down the stairs two steps at a time. I slipped, fell flat on my ass, and busted my lower lip against my overbite. When I tried to get up, I realized I had also peed my pants. FML
Today, while observing a surgery, I was asked to open a glass ampule of adrenaline. Not only did I break it and get it everywhere, I sliced open my thumb bad enough to need stitches. FML
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, I was drunk and broke my leg. I called 911, only for the cops to turn up and make me try to walk, with them saying that I was faking my injury. They arrested me for being drunk in public and hours later I finally got to an ER. I had to have surgery on my leg. FML
Today, I had a nosebleed at work after having recent surgery. As I was walking to the bathroom, I tripped and fell, sending blood splattering everywhere. My manager, who was walking by, looked at me and said, “You’re really committed to the bit.” I was too embarrassed to respond. FML
Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML
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krysxkatastrophe 14
Apparently you're so bad that the soap bottle told you to shut up.
matt120784 0
Busted lip? Probably a Chris Brown song...
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Comments (167)
coldsteele152 1
Ouch kinda deserved it
signuplogin 1
I've hit my mouth againest a soap bottle b4 I don't think u needed to go to the er
My_Nightmare 19
How the hell did you hit your lip hard enough to need to go to the emergency room?! Singing in the shower can prove dangerous for idiots.
MeMareeh 0
LOL, I find this hysterical, can see it now; coming to the close of song, head back, eyes closed, getting ready to wail out the last few notes, brings (mic/bottle) to mouth and in your exuberance overshoots your freekin lips... BRAVO BRAVO I SAY!!! LOL
cmayo 3
Smooooth.
edgeoftheworld42 0
Haha I do that all the time.
Corygerm 9
Dont drop the soap. yeah ill get a lot of negatives for this.
gregorrok1 0
Who the heck goes to the ER for a busted lip???
crownlogic 25
I'm just gonna guess that they might not have the best coordination for hitting OTHER people.
anton4223 3
I'm picturing this. singing into a soap bottle, thenout of nowhere, your hand swings back violently and hits you in the face