Today, I went to the emergency room for busting my lip open, I had to lie and tell them I slipped and fell. In reality I was singing with the soap bottle and slammed it into my lip. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I reached for my lip balm while laying in bed in the dark. I accidentally knocked my bedside lamp, and it fell on my hand and shattered. A huge glass fragment impaled my hand. I just got out of surgery. FML
Today, I went to the emergency room with chest pain. I didn't have a heart attack, but I now have a broken nose after passing out and face-planting in the waiting room. FML
Today, I tried to go down the stairs two steps at a time. I slipped, fell flat on my ass, and busted my lower lip against my overbite. When I tried to get up, I realized I had also peed my pants. FML
Today, while observing a surgery, I was asked to open a glass ampule of adrenaline. Not only did I break it and get it everywhere, I sliced open my thumb bad enough to need stitches. FML
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, I was drunk and broke my leg. I called 911, only for the cops to turn up and make me try to walk, with them saying that I was faking my injury. They arrested me for being drunk in public and hours later I finally got to an ER. I had to have surgery on my leg. FML
Today, I had a nosebleed at work after having recent surgery. As I was walking to the bathroom, I tripped and fell, sending blood splattering everywhere. My manager, who was walking by, looked at me and said, “You’re really committed to the bit.” I was too embarrassed to respond. FML
Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML
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krysxkatastrophe 14
Apparently you're so bad that the soap bottle told you to shut up.
matt120784 0
Busted lip? Probably a Chris Brown song...
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yenidewi 11
how does it taste ? tell me ...
gunnar7240 0
Who goes to the emergency room for a split lip? Don't be a pansy.
tinycroc 10
1. Okay, why do you say you had to lie? Who the hell cares how it happened other than yourself? The people working the er don't give a rats ass how you got hurt and aren't gonna judge you or shout it out to the world or film it for youtube, they're there to help you and they need accurate information to do so. Obviously a split lip doesn't make much difference for how it happened, but it's just so dumb to lie about anything to a doctor, and so many people do - I could get into a whole deal about how it's not only bad for their possible treatment but also for the health care in your area in the long run - every health care center has to keep track of who was in for what and why, and all that information is processed and is a big factor in how funding is chosen for different areas of health care. Sorry, the health statistician in me reared it's head. >.< Done ranting! 2. A split lip is really not much of a reason to go to the er and use up time that could be spent helping people who really need it - unless your definition of a split lip is way different than the norm.
Daralea 21
I don't know...I've seen people who needed stitches on their lips from hitting it. Although how on earth a soap dispenser managed to do such damage I have no clue.
badactor009 0
Her profile tells you where she is from.
Betz 10
That's not exactly what "soap opera" means...
gotufirst 6
U need an emergency room for that?! You know people in there could have serious injuries, right?
SwtCherryPie 26
This made me lol hard
Kdawgg01 2
You deserved it just for wasting the hospitals time and going to the er for a little busted lip
Daralea 21
Still better than saying your spouse/boyfriend did it.
bubo_fml 11
Q: Why did the Blonde have to visit the dentist? A: She chipped a tooth on her vibrator!