Today, I went to the emergency room for busting my lip open, I had to lie and tell them I slipped and fell. In reality I was singing with the soap bottle and slammed it into my lip. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I reached for my lip balm while laying in bed in the dark. I accidentally knocked my bedside lamp, and it fell on my hand and shattered. A huge glass fragment impaled my hand. I just got out of surgery. FML
Today, I went to the emergency room with chest pain. I didn't have a heart attack, but I now have a broken nose after passing out and face-planting in the waiting room. FML
Today, I tried to go down the stairs two steps at a time. I slipped, fell flat on my ass, and busted my lower lip against my overbite. When I tried to get up, I realized I had also peed my pants. FML
Today, while observing a surgery, I was asked to open a glass ampule of adrenaline. Not only did I break it and get it everywhere, I sliced open my thumb bad enough to need stitches. FML
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, I was drunk and broke my leg. I called 911, only for the cops to turn up and make me try to walk, with them saying that I was faking my injury. They arrested me for being drunk in public and hours later I finally got to an ER. I had to have surgery on my leg. FML
Today, I had a nosebleed at work after having recent surgery. As I was walking to the bathroom, I tripped and fell, sending blood splattering everywhere. My manager, who was walking by, looked at me and said, “You’re really committed to the bit.” I was too embarrassed to respond. FML
Today, I accidentally slammed my leg against the coffee table. It was only after I went to the bathroom a few minutes later that I realized there's now a massive gash on my upper leg. I also got in trouble for yelling, "SON OF A BITCH!" as soon as the impact occurred. FML
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krysxkatastrophe 14
Apparently you're so bad that the soap bottle told you to shut up.
matt120784 0
Busted lip? Probably a Chris Brown song...
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heavymetalman1 0
did you clean that wound with some soap?
holybuckets 0
That's awesome! You should have told the truth! :)
amazinglyHappy 6
At least it wasn't a razor... Unless you were singing Justin Bieber. :D
amazinglyHappy 6
*D:
tennisrapper1 14
Fyl for cutting your lip so bad, ydi for lying.
tennisrapper1 14
Now that I think about it, that's pretty embarrassing, so fyl all together. I might've done the same thing... I'm sorry u don't deserve it! :)
yungcommy 1
i hate fat people
mrahhhhh 21
So, you hate yo momma?
NeonBluee 8
I hate your comment.
Babydoll4ever 7
In Soviet Russia, fat people hate you.
wegetrz 14
so who's the hated fat person :/
EmilyJoSmyth 4
How the bloody hell does someone's weight have to do whit this FML?
mrahhhhh 21
This reminds me of that song that my friends and I used to sing in elementary school, "Payless shoes aint got no grip, so you'll fall down and bust your lip!", just replace Payless shoes with OP. But I wore 'em anyway, because when you're young you don't need good shoes anyway since you outgrow them so fast. Plus it was the only place to get shoes with Digimon on them! Or Pokemon, if you liked repetitive stories better than a great storyline and a lot of humor. Anyways I'll stop rambling now.
amazinglyHappy 6
Pokemon for the mother fecking win.
BellaBelle_fml 23
The ****...?
iammenotyoi 4
Why'd you go to the emergency room?
kaoriblossom 8
For his busted lip?
iammenotyoi 4
But that is kind of a..nonemergency.
TalkinSmack 6
I'd lie too!
every1luvsboners 11
Which lip? I have seen a singing ****** before. She referred to it as Ms. Bieber; talk about a coincidence.
Epsilonyx 15
Emergency room for a busted lip?