Today, I went to the drug store to pick up some Monistat for a yeast infection. As I was leaving the store, the security alarm went off. The attractive security guard asked to see my receipt, smiled, told me I looked nice, so I handed him the receipt. His face then abruptly changed to a look of disgust. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my local pharmacy. Walking in, the security guard rudely asked me what I was going to buy. I brushed him off and walked in. I was paying and told the cashier what happened. She said, "Sorry, we get a lot of hobos, they tend to steal." FML
Today, after going to the clinic for my hormone therapy, I decided to go to the mall. I went into the ladies' room to pee, and I heard a guy asking if there was anyone in there who shouldn't be. Yeah, someone called security on me. FML
Today, I went to Safeway. The security guard wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. When I confronted him about it he told me that they looked fake and he was making sure I didn't stuff my bra with stolen items. FML
Today, I had gone to the store and bought a new wallet. 5 minutes later a security guard asks for my receipt. Turns out I had dropped my receipt. Some guy had picked it up and pretended I had stole his wallet. The guard confiscated my wallet because the guy had "his" receipt to prove it. FML
Today, I realized the dress I bought yesterday still had the security tag on. I returned to the store to get it removed, only to realize I'd lost my receipt. The lady at the counter thought I stole it, called security, and had me escorted out, dress-less. FML
Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML
Today, I was at the supermarket checkout. I handed over my items, which included some tampons, tissues, and toilet roll. The security guard standing beside the cashier remarked loudly, "I'll be damned; she's flowing from every hole!" FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML
Today, I went to the store to buy a phone I saw last week. I looked around a little first, then continued to the electronics section. I couldn't find the phone I saw, so I went to leave. Halfway to the exit, I was detained by security and grilled for ages over my "suspicious behaviour". FML
Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML
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nataliebear 0
yeast infections are relaly common. so don't even fret about it. he's an ass for being disgusted like that.. i mean 75% of women will get it once in their lifetime, so most likely one of the girls he'll be dating will get it. honestly it's just a bacterial infection.. it's not like you can't cure it. hope it heals fast. a few of my friends had it and they said it sucked. so feel better.
synacious 0
...except that's not the way people really get yeast infections. Yeast infections can even result from taking strong antibiotics. It's always fun to read comments from people who are either very uneducated or too young to know anything about sex.
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Comments (106)
khatuba 0
you didn't tell him that you needed help and give him your number?!
miss_california 0
it's an FML because an attractive guy was flirting with her, but then he found out she had thrush and apparently was pretty turned off.
Niko_Peiko_Boo 0
Ahhhhhh, I see......
showurbones 0
since when does a successful career show that someone has relationship potential?
AAAAHHHH12 2
#31 for the win.
MK1029 0
If you can manage a career, you can probably manage a relationship. At least you could do alot better than some tard at a minimum wage job. In theory of course.
div01 2
Say it was for your **** sister. No seriously i know a girl who gets that whenever she takes antibiotics...so i'll give u the benefit of the doubt. Good luck with ur pusspuss!
SammyS2012 21
There's no need for her to get the "benefit of the doubt"; yeast infections are extremely common, even in virgins. The ****** is in a closed, dark spot and the ****** secretes fluids which makes it the perfect breeding ground for bacteria. She doesn't have to be a **** for having one. Please educate yourself, it will help a lot knowing as much as you can about the human body.
Cat0004 0
LOL #5
smiller0789 3
Most girls do. Antibiotics kill the bacteria the keeps the naturally-occurring yeast in the ****** in check. I got one for that reason right before my birthday XP
KKO_fml 0
I like the words **** Sister. lol.
smiller0789 3
Wow, he's professional. Complain to the manager.
celerydancer 0
Well don't worry, it happens to the best of us. It's not uncommon and don't worry about it. The rx pills work a million times better. And you arent a ****. You don't usually get then from sex anyway.
Koalafrau_fml 0
You can get a yeast infection without even taking antibiotics nor having sex, some women will have one only because they kept their bikini after swimming (who changes immediately???) or did not dry their pussy thouroughly after a shower! So FYL for being judged by this ignorant guard...
Avenging_Angel 0
What a douche :/ yeast infections aren't anything you can help, they're fairly common aren't they?
kaitlynadele 0
It was really stupid of him to be disgusted. Most women get yeast infections at least once in their lives. It's not a disease or anything that's your fault. It's just an imbalance that needs to be corrected. Why don't people understand that?
andrewms 0
YDI for baking bread
survivalism 0
Are so many people stealing Monistat that they had to put a security tag in it?