Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
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Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML
Today, I told my wife if she wanted to get a divorce, she just had to get a cat since I'm deathly allergic. She got two. FML
Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML
Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for allergy testing. Apparently, one of my worst allergies is cats. I'm a "crazy cat lady" who loves anything cat-related and has 3 cats. Allergy shots, here I come. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
Today, after 3 years of studying to be a veterinarian, I found out I may not be able to continue. It's not because I'm failing my classes, but because my body has developed an allergy to cats. FML
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drybamboo 0
That was a bit selfish of you. There are such things as allergy medicine. To some people, their pets are like their children. And for you to make such an ultimatum is an asshole move. Good job.
jesslackszazz 0
To be honest, i'd choose the cat as well.
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Pierce_fml 0
Maybe she was really a lesbian. She chose pussy over dick.
notnormal 0
I would've chosen the cat over a guy. Without a second thought.
whaddup_sir 0
Uhm , why didn't you just tell her that the cat is making you sick instead of immediately giving her a stupid ultimatum ? All your fault , my friend .
meepmeep_fml 0
I'd have chosen the cat too, you dick. take some zyrtec.
nofistsinfights 0
If any man gives any woman an ultimatum, he is NOT worth it. Men that are worth it will figure out a happy medium.
Vehicle 1
Yeah, I am going to be honest. I'd chose the cat, too. If you really loved her you'd stick it out, take some medicine and/or find a compromise. Pets are basically family... She probably found your demanding request selfish.
sarahlouisehw 0
well to be honest i would have picked the cat over him too.
andelizastrin 0
I agree with #30. I'm severely allergic to cats. All the medicine in the world won't keep me from stuffing up and getting itchy eyes and the like if there's a cat around. To the OP, I'm not sure what to say. On one hand, I can imagine that it would hurt to be broken up with for a cat. On the other hand, if you're not willing to put up the the allergies, I don't really see much of a way to make it work. Her only going to your place won't stop it because of the cat's dander on her clothes. It kind of seems like a no win situation to me. Sorry :
speedingupoctave 0
i would choose my pet over a guy any day.
bellyup 1
Maybe your girlfriends a lesbian,she chose pussy over you.