Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML
Today, I told my wife if she wanted to get a divorce, she just had to get a cat since I'm deathly allergic. She got two. FML
Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML
Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for allergy testing. Apparently, one of my worst allergies is cats. I'm a "crazy cat lady" who loves anything cat-related and has 3 cats. Allergy shots, here I come. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
Today, after 3 years of studying to be a veterinarian, I found out I may not be able to continue. It's not because I'm failing my classes, but because my body has developed an allergy to cats. FML
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drybamboo 0
That was a bit selfish of you. There are such things as allergy medicine. To some people, their pets are like their children. And for you to make such an ultimatum is an asshole move. Good job.
jesslackszazz 0
To be honest, i'd choose the cat as well.
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Comments (270)
keepingitsimple 0
Yea i agree with above. Way too extreme you should have tried to work something out calmly
nikkireese 0
omg i cant belive the assery of you people. its a freaking cat. an animal. an animal that hunts. animals that hunt belong outside. they are not children. allergies are serious. you don't just suck them up and you don't intentionally expose yourself unless ur doctor is doing a controlled therapy to strengthen your immunity. granted, cats may be more depended upon to not break up w u or watever, but seriously, it's a cat. a cat. people are so much more valuable than cats. im disgusted.
qwertyuiop8989 0
A lot of girls are very attached to their ******* so it'll be difficult to get rid of them.
lalap_fml 0
i'd choose the cat as well... =)
NorfolkDude 2
Dude don't feel bad. It's always "the cat" when you make a choice of "or else." I say give it a week or two, then she'll come back. :)
Marysenjo 0
if a guy made me choose between my dog and him, i'd choose my dog. wtf. good move of her, still sorry about the break-up. next time don't make her choose and take medicine or just avoid the pet.
affan101 0
well a pet becomes a part of the family and that would be like kicking a son/doughter out just cuz u wanted to have a boyfriend.. u know what i mean... but sry bout the brake up
Cloudy_fml 0
Yes @ #20 & #70 That's the first thing that came to mind for me upon reading it.
omgitspoy 6
i've chosen my pets over guys alot. its your own fault you don't make someone choose something like that unless your prepared to be out on your ass
paramite12 0
Wow, what a stupid bitch. I'm sorry lady but your dumb cat is going to be dead in like 7 years anyway. Anyone that would choose an animal over a human being deserves to be alone forever.