Today, I went to the doctor's office because I was sick. The male nurse led me back and when he weighed me, he said "Why do I get all the beefy girls today?". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's for a regular check-up. When my appointment was over and I was about to walk out, she yelled across the room in front of everyone, "Oh and if you could lose some weight, that'd be great." FML
Today, I took my friend to the hospital because he was sick. The doctor started asking me questions, as he thought I was the sick one. When I told him I wasn't sick, my friend was, he said, "You look more sick than him." FML
Today, I had a doctor's appointment and my doctor had to examine my abdomen. I'm generally a pretty fit woman. After touching my abdomen, my doctor called me "the perfect specimen" and asked me if I was single because his son is also single. FML
Today, while at my doctor's appointment, all my male doctor did was talk about my weight gain. I tried explaining that I eat healthy and work out, and I’m currently 6 months pregnant with my first child, and have always struggled with body image. It makes me want to develop an eating disorder. FML
Today, I walked in on my flatmate squatting over the bathroom scales, completely naked. When I asked what he was doing, he replied very seriously, "Weighing my testicles… you should try it sometime, if they're too heavy you may have cancer." I'm a girl. FML
Today, I asked my doctor out on a date. He had his nurse turn me down. FML
Today, my patient, a chubby little girl, stood on a scale to measure her weight. She was 5 years-old and weighed 65 lbs. I started giving her advice on eating healthy: fruits, vegetables, and more greens. She turned to her mother with shocked look and said, "But mommy, the doctor is fat too!" FML
Today, I went to the doctor's with my pregnant sister, only to find out she still weighs less than me. FML
Today, while at the gym, I started flirting with a hot doctor. I thought things were going well so I suggested we work out together sometime and maybe work our way up to dinner together, to which she replied, "Sorry but I've seen tumors bigger than your biceps," and then walked out. FML
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Top comments
badonis 0
What an asshole! You should have complained to a doctor.
alpuppy 0
agree with #1, hope you reported him.
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Comments (77)
omgHAAAY 0
what an ass.
Dude123456789 2
haha yea
wasabipeas 0
LMAO at #3. But seriously, even if you're 600 pounds, he's off his rocker to say that to you.
reddilocks 0
That's horrible - he should not be a doctor! Part of the job is to make your patients feel comfortable, because being sick and going to the doctor's office is not fun to begin with. God...this site really confirms that people are just crappy. And to #14: you and that doctor should get together sometime and leave everyone else the hell alone, "beefy" or not.
zoombabwee 0
I agree I would have said why'd I get all the doushbags today?
SarahsWickedGame 0
i woulda tryed to get him fired
Rota 0
haha fatass
GlennD 0
YDI for being a fat ****.
SeximusPrime 0
How unprofessional.
jibz 6
******* fatasses need to stop complaining about being fat.. if you want people to stop making fun of you then take it upon yourself to go to the gym and lose some ******* weight.. maybe you could start by getting off FML with your dramatic bullshit and go for a jog you fat ****
LullzKitteh 1
u r an ignorant piece of shit, and I hope you die in a fire