Today, I went to the doctor's office because I was sick. The male nurse led me back and when he weighed me, he said "Why do I get all the beefy girls today?". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's for a regular check-up. When my appointment was over and I was about to walk out, she yelled across the room in front of everyone, "Oh and if you could lose some weight, that'd be great." FML
Today, I took my friend to the hospital because he was sick. The doctor started asking me questions, as he thought I was the sick one. When I told him I wasn't sick, my friend was, he said, "You look more sick than him." FML
Today, I had a doctor's appointment and my doctor had to examine my abdomen. I'm generally a pretty fit woman. After touching my abdomen, my doctor called me "the perfect specimen" and asked me if I was single because his son is also single. FML
Today, while at my doctor's appointment, all my male doctor did was talk about my weight gain. I tried explaining that I eat healthy and work out, and I’m currently 6 months pregnant with my first child, and have always struggled with body image. It makes me want to develop an eating disorder. FML
Today, I walked in on my flatmate squatting over the bathroom scales, completely naked. When I asked what he was doing, he replied very seriously, "Weighing my testicles… you should try it sometime, if they're too heavy you may have cancer." I'm a girl. FML
Today, I asked my doctor out on a date. He had his nurse turn me down. FML
Today, my patient, a chubby little girl, stood on a scale to measure her weight. She was 5 years-old and weighed 65 lbs. I started giving her advice on eating healthy: fruits, vegetables, and more greens. She turned to her mother with shocked look and said, "But mommy, the doctor is fat too!" FML
Today, I went to the doctor's with my pregnant sister, only to find out she still weighs less than me. FML
Today, while at the gym, I started flirting with a hot doctor. I thought things were going well so I suggested we work out together sometime and maybe work our way up to dinner together, to which she replied, "Sorry but I've seen tumors bigger than your biceps," and then walked out. FML
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badonis 0
What an asshole! You should have complained to a doctor.
alpuppy 0
agree with #1, hope you reported him.
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alex_vik 1
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Lose weight and you won't get called fat. Simple. I hate when fat people complain about people calling them fat. Don't like it, then fix the problem (and your health).
Rubyduby 8
Just because someone's a little bigger doesn't give other people the right to call them fat.
UndyingKarma 19
Well actually, someone being bigger (fatter) does give someone the right to call them fat. The nurse may have been rude about it. but he was just speaking his opinion.
onluckiest 0
i hate when asshole ***** complain about fat people complaining about people calling them fat. get the **** over yourselves. if you dont like it, don't read this shit.
papooseee 0
so the people complaining about the people who complain that fat people complain about people calling them fat are so much better? so the girl's a chub, so what? girl, don't complain and not try to fix it, people complain about their jobs all the time but they still do them, so go ahead and complain when exercising and dieting doesn't work, besides that, you are who you are, i know a few guys who love chubs anyway... start with that and all this bitching goes away
redsox4021 0
it's a problem because it's running us of the evolutionary track. if we continue at this rate 90% of people will be obese or overweight in the next 75-100 years. obesity causes a lot of health problems we have a right to be concerned about these people. all these people saying I love who i am no matter my weight shut the **** up. you don't have to be skinny but show some effort in trying to lose it. it's necessary for health problems to stop. so dont get pissed at people saying get on a tredmil. ThAT'S A good SOLUTIoN don't BITCh, don't come on fml complaning about being a fatass DO something about it.
ddlovatolover 23
My brain is starting to hurt.
anynonymous_fml 0
that was so mean. I can't believe he said that. I mean, he's a male nurse for crying out loud! What's he got to be proud of?
matrael 0
The same things any other nurse has to be proud of, perhaps.
carriedaway02 0
he's got being a NURSE to be proud of, REGARDLESS if the person is a male or female. it's one tough process to get to where he is at, and he should be proud. Very proud. nonetheless, that was a jerk move he pulled, and there's no excuse for it.
cyberhoy 3
maybe beefy was a compliment like you're delicious
louisianagrrrrl 0
wow he's an ass
shilo_wallace 0
i think *you* are the one who knows more than anyone if your body is overweight or not. Rather you choose to act on it or not is your decision. That nurse had no right to be so rude.
supakool 0
take a hint and start exercising.
hahaohwell 0
i agree i dont like most fat people either because it usually thier own fault
Dude123456789 2
YDI control urself