Today, I went to the doctor's office because I was sick. The male nurse led me back and when he weighed me, he said "Why do I get all the beefy girls today?". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went in for a doctor's appointment. When I got on the scale, I was really excited to see that I'd lost ten pounds since the last time I weighed myself at the gym. The doctor then severely lectured me on the fact that I had gained twenty since my visit last year. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's for a regular check-up. When my appointment was over and I was about to walk out, she yelled across the room in front of everyone, "Oh and if you could lose some weight, that'd be great." FML
Today, I took my friend to the hospital because he was sick. The doctor started asking me questions, as he thought I was the sick one. When I told him I wasn't sick, my friend was, he said, "You look more sick than him." FML
Today, I had a doctor's appointment and my doctor had to examine my abdomen. I'm generally a pretty fit woman. After touching my abdomen, my doctor called me "the perfect specimen" and asked me if I was single because his son is also single. FML
Today, while at my doctor's appointment, all my male doctor did was talk about my weight gain. I tried explaining that I eat healthy and work out, and I’m currently 6 months pregnant with my first child, and have always struggled with body image. It makes me want to develop an eating disorder. FML
Today, I walked in on my flatmate squatting over the bathroom scales, completely naked. When I asked what he was doing, he replied very seriously, "Weighing my testicles… you should try it sometime, if they're too heavy you may have cancer." I'm a girl. FML
Today, I asked my doctor out on a date. He had his nurse turn me down. FML
Today, my patient, a chubby little girl, stood on a scale to measure her weight. She was 5 years-old and weighed 65 lbs. I started giving her advice on eating healthy: fruits, vegetables, and more greens. She turned to her mother with shocked look and said, "But mommy, the doctor is fat too!" FML
Today, I went to the doctor's with my pregnant sister, only to find out she still weighs less than me. FML
Today, while at the gym, I started flirting with a hot doctor. I thought things were going well so I suggested we work out together sometime and maybe work our way up to dinner together, to which she replied, "Sorry but I've seen tumors bigger than your biceps," and then walked out. FML
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Top comments
badonis 0
What an asshole! You should have complained to a doctor.
alpuppy 0
agree with #1, hope you reported him.
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Comments (77)
SofaKingHappy 0
YDI for bein a fatty patty :) sorry i call em as i see em....well, read em...*ahem*
robotiick 12
3- I'm starting a fan club for u
lovesxbox 0
lmao! win! ^^
tommyfox 19
WIN.
jlvgarcia 0
Hahaha agreed :)
iBiteRoses 22
@Everyone who's telling OP that she needs to lose weight/is fat: Really, just because some random dickweed decides to call her a fatty doesn't mean she actually is. I know you know that most guys are jackasses when it comes to women and that it's only the outside of a person that counts... because if you're not 110 pounds or less obvi you're fat.
hewro_failure 11
Who cares he is a murse that is so much worse ha cause he chose to do that ... You could just have a slow metabolism but his statement could be used as motivation.
hewro_failure 11
Also she wasn't complaining that she was fat, just that someone called her fat dumbasses.
dmplayer91 0
Lose some weight fatty!!!!
AmyLeeEvFan 0
Freaking PEDO!! e.o