Today, I went to the bookstore. While I was in line, I heard everyone talking about how a book cart had gotten loose and rolled down the parking lot into a car, smashing the front. It was my car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was driving out of the student parking lot I saw people laughing. Then the old security lady yelled for me to stop. She told me my books were on the top of my car but one had already fallen off. I looked in my rearview mirror and saw all of my school papers flying everywhere. FML
Today, I went to Walmart to pick up some groceries. When I came out, the front end of my car was crushed in. On the window was a note only saying "Sorry I bumped into your car." FML
Today, I was walking out of the grocery store when out of nowhere, a car backing up pretty fast sped down the parking lot and hit me, causing me to fall down and drop all of my groceries. The woman jumped out of her car, not to help me, but to carefully check her bumper for scratches. FML
Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML
Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML
Today, at my job as a librarian at an old library, I was shelving books. Things were great until one entire bookshelf fell over. The damage wasn't too bad. Then the rest fell down. FML
Today, a nice couple came in to buy a car. I offered to drive it out from the line of cars for them, since it was a tight squeeze. They then watched as I managed to back it straight into another car, causing a large amount of damage to both. FML
Today, I was standing around looking out the window at work when it became really dark and windy and started to pour. I watched a shopping cart fly across the parking lot thinking how funny it'd be if it hit someone's car. It hit mine. I need a new headlight. FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML
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Fuzzygraywolf 0
that sucks! you should sue them
rouxvanity 0
damn.
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Comments (61)
FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0
that's happened when I was working at a grocery store some one came in pissed cuz a cart rolled and hit the car cuz someone didn't put it back where it belonged.
xWTF_FML_FTWx 1
if the car was smart, it would get out of the way. so it's obviously not a smart car.
Murcie 0
I had that happen to me once, but luckily the cart didn't do any damage :] I hope your car didnt get screwed up!
ThereIsNoFork 0
YDI for breaking a mirror.
Error504 6
Or maybe one of those little boxes on wheels they call "Scions" or whatever that other company is bringing out now. Those clown cars would be totaled by carts. xD
NicoleMorganX3 0
of course :/
relyo 0
Wouldn't the bookstore be liable for the repairs for the car? Or at least free books for a year? Anyone???
rwctkd95 0
dude... damn.
UpYoursInAdvance 0
I don't get how OP deserves this Dickheads...
nerdsgetmehot 23
Sorry to hear that your car lost the battle with the cart! That truly does suck. :/
brucesgirl 0
you have proof file a claim on your car insurance it should be the store that is liable unless there is a sign saying that they are not responsible I would have talked to the manager there should always be someone getting the carts but they don't always do there job