Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I was taking my driving test and everything was going perfectly. As I pulled back into the testing center, I smiled because I knew I'd passed. Then I got out of the car without pulling the handbrake. The examiner had to jump back in and hit the brakes before it rolled into an actual parked car. FML
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML
Today, I took my driver's test, whereby I forgot everything, panicked, and closed my eyes while yelling, "Jesus take the wheel!" FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML
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happle 21
Keep your pimp hand strong.
strawberrywine22 30
I'm sure he couldn't hold it against you! After all, beating your passengers doesn't make you a bad driver...
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Comments (170)
farmer54 2
And you're allowed to take your hand off the wheel why? You Americans really don't drive very safely do you? Even if you didn't hit the instructor that would be a fail in the UK
jim_bolicious 4
I agree when you're using your mirrors it's easy to keep both hands on the wheel and even if you just turn your shoulders with both hands on the wheel there's the potential to jerk the wheel if you're not careful. I'm not trying to an asshole, I'm just trying to explain that there's an easier way to back up. When you turn around to look behind you, you can see the same stuff if you were to use your rearview mirror. But you can't see what's directly beside you on your left. So you have basically created a new blind spot
tiffanyforehand 1
Lo I did that. Except it was the back of her head.
dakotak16 6
Well next time lets remember u have a passenger in the car and put your hand somewhere else when your backing up.
ShannonBitt 29
Aren't you supposed to keep both hands on the wheel?
mrsmillsy 10
If everything else was fine he should have passed. Although recently someone in my country failed because they had dog hair on the passenger seat. And someone else because they turned at the first left instead of the second left. WTF is wrong with the world?
AKGirlinSD 20
Better than going for the boob grab when coming to an unexpected stop, right?
cawoods 1
Hey, I almost crashed my very first time driving. It was terrible
raykyogrou0 4
thats what happens when you're concentrated on driving
mara8 6
Aw that sucks : :(