Today, I finally met my dream woman: a smokin’ hot green-eyed petite redhead. Or so I thought. I met her online and “she” turned out to be a 22 year-old guy trolling me. The worst part is that I separated from my wife for this girl. She won’t take me back no matter how much I beg and plead. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML
Today, I found out that the drop dead gorgeous fun bubbly woman I hit it off with is actually a disgusting, scheming whore who seduces married men, then blackmails them for money. I can’t afford to pay her, nor can I afford my wife to find out. I’m screwed. FML
Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML
Today, this hot girl sent me a friend request. I accepted it and began to chat her up. She asked me if I was single. I told her I was, and proceeded to arrange a date for some drinks. Moments later, my wife sends me a screenshot of my conversation with the girl, with the caption, “Pack your shit and get the fuck out.” FML
Today, I thought I’d get revenge on my cheating husband by seducing the woman he’s been seeing behind my back. Unfortunately, even though I’ve never been attracted to women, I’ve inexplicably fallen head over heels in love with her. What now? FML
Today, I re-joined a popular on-line dating service. I'd first signed up 3 years ago and was matched with a wonderful woman. After about a year, she broke up with me. I was devastated. After two years of trying to win her back, I'd decided it's best just to move on. Guess who they matched me with? FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl I recently met, thinking she was really into me. Turns out she isn’t. How did I figure it out? We went clubbing and she hit on my roommate, made out with her best guy friend, and then left with a completely different guy. FML
Today, I was relaxing alone at a bar when I was approached by the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. She was too good to be true, so I asked, "Is this some kind of a prank?" She immediately turned around and left. She thought I was calling her ugly. I'll never see her again. FML
Today, I met my online date at a café. As soon as I walked in, I walked straight up to the wrong person, and launched into a 2-minute ramble about how excited I was to finally meet him. He just blinked and said, “I’m married.” My actual date was sitting right behind me, albeit a similar but not as good looking man. FML
Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years a few months ago, my boys convinced me to go out with the cute girl I had been talking to on Tinder. However, she wasn't cute, or a girl. He robbed me. FML
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Top comments
lgrave 8
You separated from your wife because a "girl" you only know online? Are your parents cousins?
lv2drum 7
you get no sympathy, your ex deserves better.
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Comments (14)
lv2drum 7
you get no sympathy, your ex deserves better.
lgrave 8
You separated from your wife because a "girl" you only know online? Are your parents cousins?
mike3775 39
Puff puff pass buddy. If you really think your wife should take you back after apologizing for leaving her for another woman, I want what you smoking, because it’s some good stuff
mala_19 20
Your wife dodged a bullet. Why would she change that?
JasonThorn 23
Say it with me now, OP. "If something is too good to be true, IT USUALLY IS."
Shzusuziq11 12
an online girl you never met? Just how dumb are you?
Crowned Sataness 12
you broke a happy home over someone you never met just because she looked pretty. you're a dumbass and your wife deserves better. good on your wife for tossing out the trash
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
To be fair we don't know if it was a happy marriage, but either way, the wife is definitely better off.
Hangryko 32
I'm ecstatic she won't take you back. She's free of you, manchild.
Anderling 33
Filed under “Play stupid games, win stupid prizes”. Thank goodness your ex knows her own worth.
Jaellynthecursed 9
Now, what did you learn?