Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has Alzheimer's and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I visited my grandmother who has dementia. She thought I was my father, and told me that I should never have married my mother, let alone have had children with her. FML
Today, my husband came home from a six-month business trip. When I saw him, I hugged and kissed him. My grandma started calling me a slutty whore, and told us we were a disgrace to our family, while trying to hit him with her cane. FML
Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML
Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went over and helped her up. Instead of thanking me, she called me a pervert and slapped me around with her cane. FML
Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML
Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML
Today, I went to the gym with my grandma. In the span of an hour, she was hit on more than I ever have been in my life. FML
Today, no one warned me that my grandfather was slipping into dementia. I proudly brought my new baby to meet him, only for him to burst into hysterical tears that I was a teenage whore, who’s now brought shame to the family. I'm 30 and married, but he still tried to hit me with his cane. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my senile grandma, when I told her I had to go because I had an appointment at the clinic. For some reason, she assumed I was talking about an abortion clinic, and started raging at me and calling me a murderer. FML
Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML
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Top comments
blueflare21 3
Wow that was probably the most awkward moment you can ever live lol
santaCLAUZx 0
that's a little funny but it's not like she really knew the reality of the situation.lmao.
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Comments (125)
babaoriley_fml 0
Maybe because it's hilarious? Jeez.
Moemoemoe_fml 0
No, but it's still a major suck for the person on the reciving end of the cane and of the **** calling, no? Especially since even though she knows the grandma means it for someone else, she's still getting that from her grandma. D: However you look at it, it sucks hard.
iowagirl1997 0
AWKWARD!!!! Lol
Nacirema20 0
aww... im srry 'bout ur grandma and about the fact that she did that stuff to u, but remember she can't help it... :-(
fyourlife33 0
she has alzheimers so the only bad thing in this is getting hit with a cane, and shes old so i doubt that even hurt. who cares if she called you a **** or yelled.. walk out in the hall and back in and she won't remember
JunkyJuice 0
well I find that comment rather rude ignorant and insensitive.
Overcast117 5
Well /I/ would have laughed it off.
diet_otaku 0
i may have alzheimer's, but at least i don't have alzheimer's. XD fyl, though.
kxlovesyou 0
I don't understand this comment?
rayrayy_fml 0
It's an old joke- Someone says, "I have Alzheimers" and then two seconds later, they forget and say, "Well, at least I don't have Alzheimers!"
Kataie 3
Aren't grandma's great? =3 At least she wasn't calling *you* a ****, technically.
Avenging_Angel 0
Lmao, that's awful. Did you play along?
pizz0wn3d 0
why are old people always hitting others with their canes?