Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has Alzheimer's and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I visited my grandmother who has dementia. She thought I was my father, and told me that I should never have married my mother, let alone have had children with her. FML
Today, my husband came home from a six-month business trip. When I saw him, I hugged and kissed him. My grandma started calling me a slutty whore, and told us we were a disgrace to our family, while trying to hit him with her cane. FML
Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML
Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went over and helped her up. Instead of thanking me, she called me a pervert and slapped me around with her cane. FML
Today, I was listening to music while my grandma and mom were in the same room. I only had one headphone in. My mom, thinking I had both in, started telling my grandma how much of a "little bitch" I am. My grandma went on to say, "She's also a slut." FML
Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML
Today, I went to the gym with my grandma. In the span of an hour, she was hit on more than I ever have been in my life. FML
Today, no one warned me that my grandfather was slipping into dementia. I proudly brought my new baby to meet him, only for him to burst into hysterical tears that I was a teenage whore, who’s now brought shame to the family. I'm 30 and married, but he still tried to hit me with his cane. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my senile grandma, when I told her I had to go because I had an appointment at the clinic. For some reason, she assumed I was talking about an abortion clinic, and started raging at me and calling me a murderer. FML
Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML
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Top comments
blueflare21 3
Wow that was probably the most awkward moment you can ever live lol
santaCLAUZx 0
that's a little funny but it's not like she really knew the reality of the situation.lmao.
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Comments (125)
OnlyOnWednesday 0
Lol thats beautiful gad!
weeweeman 0
aw im so sorry for you
HunterAlpha1 8
"the great thing about Alzheimer's, is that every day is a new experience." but seriously, for those that think OP shouldn't have posted this, the acronym FML stands for: **** My Life, and i would say that your grandma not recognizing you and beating you with a cane would definitely be a FML.
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
She can't control it so shutup and stop bitching!!!!!!
SupKev 0
awkward.. lol
ThisRandomChild 0
Alzheimers is a fake disease made up by old ppl for an excuse to act ******* insane like OP's fernanda
ThisRandomChild 0
Alzheimers is a fake disease made up by old people for an excuse to act ******* insane like OP's grandmama XD
justanotherhuman 21
Dear OP, FYL. This post still makes me sad. I hope this was all resolved for you as on the date of this post, where-ever you are.
starfish7 18
Sounds like your family has some dirty secrets involving a love triangle...
johngaltmovement 8
Play the whole thing out.