Today, I went to see a musical that some school friends had put on. At some point in the show, the main character kicked her leg up in the air, and her high heel flew off of her foot and into the audience. The shoe hit me square in the face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML
Today, I was stage-managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage, so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to my chair, I tripped over my own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage, shattering my cheekbone. FML
Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML
Today, I tried to open a door with a dramatic kick, like in the movies. The door didn’t budge, but my shoe flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML
Today, I performed a piano piece at a school play. Everything went well until I got up and accidentally smashed my shin against one of the piano legs. Before I could bite my tongue, I'd already yelled "Fucking hell!" in front of about 50 second graders. FML
Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML
Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML
Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML
Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML
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tsent8 15
Looks like you got the boot.
TheMathMajor 26
Boom, headshot.
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Comments (75)
SqueakyChipmunk 22
"I hate it when my shoe breaks off." - Barbie
Sarow_96 13
LMFAO LITERALLY poor OP <3 <3
pradip 26
"LMFAO literally?" Now I'm trying to picture it in my mind.
andiewithlove 21
"So what brings you in today?" "Well Doc.....I laughed so hard my butt fell off." "Uh.....wut?"
winkydog4056 16
OP, that sucks.....don't lose your sense of humor. Am I the only one who's thinking FYL for the chick who kicked the heel?!
BrimfullOfAsher 20
Offer to trade it back for a lap dance.
winkydog4056 16
This reminds me of the time my dog was going after my dad's Big Mac. He gave her a little shove in the behind, his flip flop flew off about 10 feet in the air, came down and landed in my mom's drink.
CuriousAlien 7
After the show, you should run around yelling. "I must find her, I must find her" while holding the shoe in the air. Then make every girl, that is not her, try on the shoe to see if it fits. When you finally come to her and the shoe fits yell " My princess." and take a bow. You're probably not going to do this, but it would be funny if you did.
noaz46 1
Considering the hang time the shoe had, what prevented you from catching the shoe that was headed right for your face?
snufflelump 12
It's hard to steal somebody's shoes while they are wearing them and not have them notice. On the bright side, you're halfway there!
buckdharma 38
The shoe must go on.
FlyingPie 17
If you were injured, I hope you heel fast. I hope you don't have to foot the bill. Maybe you can take revenge and sock it to her.