Today, I went to see a musical that some school friends had put on. At some point in the show, the main character kicked her leg up in the air, and her high heel flew off of her foot and into the audience. The shoe hit me square in the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML
Today, I was stage-managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage, so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to my chair, I tripped over my own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage, shattering my cheekbone. FML
Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML
Today, I tried to open a door with a dramatic kick, like in the movies. The door didn’t budge, but my shoe flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML
Today, I performed a piano piece at a school play. Everything went well until I got up and accidentally smashed my shin against one of the piano legs. Before I could bite my tongue, I'd already yelled "Fucking hell!" in front of about 50 second graders. FML
Today, I was waiting for the train. It arrived, I got on and the woman behind me stepped on the back of my shoe. My shoe came flying off and landed in the gutter between the train and the platform. The doors closed, the train pulled away. FML
Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML
Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML
Today, while in my drama class, my character in a play has to quickly jump up out from his desk. Somehow, my shirt got caught on the desk, ripping it almost completely off in front of a live audience. FML
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tsent8 15
Looks like you got the boot.
TheMathMajor 26
Boom, headshot.
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Comments (75)
lsdecaria1 5
Did you keep the shoe and afterward go home and smell it and ********** to it? I would just saying.
eddeeezzyy 19
I find this comment more disturbing than Sara Jessica Parker's face.
heyheywaddup 7
Hope you aren't hurt too bad! If so... I'd suggest the hospital
fsomelife 26
Should've thrown it back at her.
annie_nk 23
Anyone else reminded of Mean Girls when Gretchen accidently kicks a stereo into some guys face?
CharresBarkrey 16
"Oh my god, Jason!"
KiddNYC1O 22
"I'm sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch, it's not your fault you're so gap-toothed." (Falls to crowd* hits floor*)
mayyberry 4
#18 nice to know I wasn't alone lol
Enslaved 38
#18 Yes Annie, I did. I also thought of "Sex and the City", when Carrie was drunk and hit Burger in the face with her shoe, while trying to do a sexy strip tease. (:
Teyros 24
Wow OP!! If you're that lucky to be one in a crowd.. Try buying lotto tickets? ;-)
tsent8 15
Hey it's not the actress's fault she had a lot of sole I heard she's a shoe-in for an award but meanwhile you shoot just foot the bill and hoof it.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
PUNCTUATION DOES WONDERS.
tsent8 15
So does normal capitalization.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
**** NORMAL CAPITALIZATION.
tsent8 15
AtLeAsT YoU DiDnT Do ThIs.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
But you just did. D:
tsent8 15
Oh ShIt ItS StUcK KiLL mE NoW!!!!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
*slits throat*
flysniper77 6
I guess this is what happens when you fall asleep during a musical
_TasteTheRainbow 24
Ouch! Sounds painful. Hope you're ok :)
KiddNYC1O 22
"Where's the foot?!" (Scary Movie reference)
SqueakyChipmunk 22
You must look a lot like George Bush.