Today, I went to my guidance counselor and told her how I'd been fascinated with space since I was 12, had read about the universe and everything, and how I want to be an astrologist when I grow up. She stared at me for a second, before saying, "But you're... stupid." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my teacher told me that unless I went into medicine, math, or engineering, I would never amount to anything in life. This wasn't even two minutes after I told him I want to be an author. FML
Today, my high school guidance counselor tried to convince me NOT to go to college, mainly because it's been so long since someone from my high school went to college, that she got rid of all the college information she used to have. FML
Today, for the nth time, my father reminded me that I should study things related to the "real" world, as if I was studying theology, astrology or something. I'm studying for a master's degree in physics. FML
Today, my 9-year-old daughter was acting out and wouldn't do her homework. I told her that if she didn't study, she wouldn't get her acceptance letter from Hogwarts. She looked into my eyes, straight through to my soul and said, "Hogwarts isn't real, retard." FML
Today, I had a conference with my dad, my counselor, and my history and English teachers because my dad was "concerned" about my grades in those two classes. We talked for a while and it was going well, then my counselor asked what I wanted to study in college. I said I wanted to be a teacher. He laughed. FML
Today, my whole family was so excited about watching the Artemis II launch and scolded me for not mustering more enthusiasm. Great, we can go to space now… so anytime someone talks about real issues like climate change or racism, we'll hear, "Well just go to space then" or "Space will solve our problems." FML
Today, in astronomy class, a kid used Uranus in a hilarious innuendo. I was the only one who laughed. I also happen to be the teacher. FML
Today, my daughter asked me why NASA hasn't gone to the sun yet. She's seventeen. FML
Today, I was participating in an activity to join a program which I really wanted to join. One of the teachers in charge seemed to notice my efforts and asked if I wanted to join the program. I said yes, thinking I had a chance. She laughed, shook her head before saying no and walking away. FML
Today, during my friend's group's science project presentation, the teacher yelled at me, "Stop making stupid faces at the presenters!" I was smiling. FML
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Humps 0
Your counselor probably had a point. If you were interested in space you would want to be an astronomer, not an astrologist.
leannayourcool 0
Oh my god, that's horrible.
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petra_fml 0
Yeah, if you meant to say astrologist, then your counselor is stupid and a dick. If you meant to say astronomer, then your counselor is right and was just being honest. @ #22 Awesome reference :)
outis 0
@OP: Did this conversation with your guidance counselor make you late to catch the train, by any chance? (#22, can I have a cookie?)
arms_akimbo 0
You are stupid. Astrology is that bull crap horoscope tripe. #25 "But being stupid has never stopped anyone from achieving their dreams" LOL. Yes it has.
FuzzMonkey09 0
You made a mistake, BFD.
ToughLove 0
Trying being smarter, people will be nicer to you.
khyleefaye 0
Astrology has a lot to do with space... If you know what it is, ITS BASED ON SPACE. Frick.
aj3411 0
no, it's only thing to do with space is try to make it seem like different condtalations and their position have anything to do with what happens. Frick.
MxTori 0
@#9 Learn to ****** spell.
Epimetheus 0
I think you meant Astronomer... I mean Astrologist is cool too.... *shifty eyes*
HatesMyMom 0
an astrologist predicts the future. i think you deserved that one
seruulian 0
You totally deserved this ... "ASTROLOGIST" lol. That really just proved your counselor's point ...