Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I attended my best friend's wedding. Instead of throwing her bouquet, she turned around and handed it to me. I was the only single lady out of 150 guests. FML
Today, at my aunt's wedding, the time for the tossing of the bouquet came and the announcer asked for all the single ladies to gather behind the bride. I was the only one. FML
Today, I took part in a bouquet toss. The "single ladies" consisted of myself and several girls under the age of ten. I'm 31. FML
Today, I went to my best friend's wedding. All my friends and their boyfriends were seated at one table, while I, as the only single girl in the group, was put on a table with all the other single people. They were all over forty years older than me. I feel like I have seen my future. FML
Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML
Today, my sister and her new husband invited our family and my fiancé over to look at their wedding pictures. Turns out, I caught the bouquet and flashed the world in the process. FML
Today, my wife tried to catch the bouquet at my sister's wedding. Afterward I informed her that only single women were supposed to do that, and she replied "I know". My wife told me that she was divorcing me at my sister's wedding. FML
Today, we went to the wedding of one of my friends. As she was about to throw her bouquet, my boyfriend muttered that if I tried to catch it, we'd be through. FML
Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML
Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML
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lmmmr 0
Ugh, I hate when people whine about being single. Being lonely is one thing, but by whining about it you only make an embarassing spectacle of yourself. Learn to be happy on your own, or no good would come from a relationship anyway.
CyclonePsycho 1
DIDN'T YOU KNOW, MEGAN? CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!
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kukopia 0
Reply # 9 seems to have been swiped away
CaptainDude86 0
It's okay. 5-Year olds find relationships all of the time. I remember this one time in the sandbox in preschool, Never mind, that story isn't appropriate. Lol, I'm kidding
GriefBacon 0
I don't know what's sadder: The fact that you can't be content with being single (it's not all that bad) or the fact that you would begrudge a little five year old girl a bouquet of flowers.
chea_chea 0
I'm gonna be the minority here and say YDI. You should've just stayed in the background for that one, how many of your friend's family members would even know you're single? Probably none of them, it's not even your family. They probably would have found it cute if the 5-year old girl went out and caught it by herself, and you wouldn't have made an ass of yourself. Sorry, but it's true :)
rollandrockkid 0
FYL for not being able to catch
cheesycue 0
I really don't believe that there were only 2 single girls at a wedding. Sorry if that's been said too many times, but it must have been a really small wedding.
Hockey_Chik 1
Hahahahahaha!
ihatefedex 0
sure sucks to be you.
fatbearfishsmall 0
wht the hell? i wrote this FML (i can tell by the author) but thats not how it happened. and fmylife.com changed it to make it "better". originally i said unmarried i was the only unmarried woman. and i was. it was a VERY small wedding with most older maried people. she threw it to me as a joke and i didnt catch it....
cyberpimp 4
I was only 14 and i caught the brides garder
Ninjasaurus18 9
And that means what? Are you really so superstitious that you care about catching a bouquet at a wedding? Plus, why would you want to get married?