Today, I went to my former high school's homecoming game. A classmate who I always had a crush on looks up and goes "Brian!", holding her arms out for a hug. I hug her and she seems a bit suprised but hugs back anyway. I get up and see another Brian from our class behind me. Shame. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML
Today, I was at my 10-year high school reunion. I saw the girl I used to have a BIG crush on, so I decided to go over and say hi. She screamed when she saw me. Then she started hitting me, looking panicked. I calmed her down and asked why she hit me. She says, "Everyone thought you were dead"' FML
Today, I went back to my high school for an event with some of my friends, both of which are in relationships. Whilst there we saw our favorite teacher, who hugged us and said, "I heard you have a boyfriend! And so do you!" And then she turned to me and said, "And... And you're doing great things!" FML
Today, I ran into an old friend for whom I used to have feelings. I hadn't seen her in years, so I thought it would be funny if I went up to her and said, "Hey, you look familiar, do I know you?" She thought I had really forgotten her and burst into tears. FML
Today, I saw my old high school crush in a grocery store. I panicked, because the last time I saw her, I was spouting embarrassing teenage incel horseshit at her, so I dodged out of view to look at something. She'd seen me, came over, and found me awkwardly crouched in the vegetable section, staring at a cucumber. FML
Today, I was paired up with my long-term crush for a project. She introduced herself to me and asked if I was new this year. We've gone to the same school since kindergarten. FML
Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML
Today, I attended my high school reunion and was feeling good about the gym progress I’d made. Looking fabulous, I was ready to relive my glory days when I got into a conversation with someone I didn’t recognize. He had to remind me that we were in the same chemistry class for two years. I had no idea who he was. FML
Today, I ran into someone I'd never had a crush on in school, but because I've realised we have a lot in common, I get nervous whenever I see him. I was so near to him while paying for food that I had an anxiety attack, and had to leave quickly. FML
Today, I randomly bumped into the girl of my dreams, my high school sweetheart whom I lost 15 years ago when my parents decided to emigrate us. I couldn’t help myself, I went up to her hoping the old spark was still there. She was just as sweet now as she was then, just heavily pregnant. FML
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lifeislife_fml 0
Aw, embarrassing. But at least she didn't point out your mistake.
BurnDammit 0
Aww hun :) But atleast she didn't slap you or anything!She obviousily liked it :D
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ScaryPants3 0
At least she didn't freak out and still awkwardly hugged you. But I hate things like that so I'm sorry.
movies12 0
At lease she hugged u back and didn't totally push u off.
Gruffy 0
that sucks, dude, but hey...it's not like she pushed you off or anything. hope ya got a good feel of her off the mistake hug, otherwise...FYL
brasileirinha 0
LOL i love the way this was written!
birds_fml 7
Why do you say that? For all you know, they may have graduated last year. It's not weird to go to homecoming the year after you graduated. Actually, it's not weird to go to it 20 years later, if you still live in town, especially if it's a very small town. It's something to do, and a chance to catch up with people you know.
Astronomical 0
Should have felt her up during the hug. Get what you can while you can.
brianjman14 23
my name is brian!!! :D
PandaPandaPandaX 0
Haha your initials are BJ right? I feel your pain :/
WhyworldWhy 0
least she hugged back after she reconized you she probably remembered she had a crush on you to
nieska18 0
awkward when the real brian shoves you out of the way. LOL ahaha. but hilarious, id just laugh and say haha my names brian too. tz it.
MadeOfAwesome 1
Uncommon names ftw. I'm glad I don't have to deal with things like this (: