Today, I went to my fiancé's house to have dinner with his family for the first time. Trying to be polite at the end of the meal I went to take the plates in to the kitchen. I overestimated how heavy the half-finished soup pot was, and threw soup all over myself and future mother-in-law. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working as a waitress at a wedding. I was trying to clear the tables as quickly as possible and decided to place a half bowl of soup on top of the pile of plates I was carrying. As I was hurrying back to the kitchen I tripped and spilt the soup all over the bride's ivory dress. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend over at my parents' for dinner. When we were done, my dad went around to collect all the dirty plates and stacked them on his arm. When he got to my girlfriend, the weight became too much and he and the plates fell on top of her. FML
Today, it was my first day at work. They had me a large tray with lots of food on it, even after I told them I wasn’t comfortable carrying it. I hit the door on the way out of the kitchen, spilling everything on the tray, breaking two soup bowls and three salad plates. FML
Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's grandma for the first time. Trying to make a good impression, I offered to wash the dishes. I accidentally broke the faucet. FML
Today, I was preparing dinner for my in-laws for the first time. Nervous, I accidentally spilled the pasta into the sink. With nothing else to prepare, I quickly scooped it all back out. No-one would have been any the wiser, if the kitchen sponge hadn't shown up in the middle of the meal. FML
Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house to meet her entire family for the first time. Trying not to be rude, I ate their 12-bean and chorizo soup. Now I'm stuck in the bathroom trying to unclog the toilet with no plunger. FML
Today, I was in a restaurant with my fiancée for dinner. I commented that she had some food around her mouth. She responded with a lecture, then by throwing her hot bowl of noodles at me, before stomping out the restaurant. FML
Today, I was quietly admiring my boyfriend from outside the kitchen as he made us dinner, only to witness him drop a load of spaghetti on the floor, swear, then scoop it all up and place it back on the plate. FML
Today, to treat the family, I cooked something nice in appreciation for sticking it out over the past few tough months. Unfortunately, I chose this one day to not wear my oven mitts when carrying the food to the table, spilling the food all over the carpeted floor. FML
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Top comments
BlackBirdBillie 0
Okay, totally embarrassing...but we all do stupid stuff like that sometimes! lol
rjk1991 0
I agree that lolwst and Shizden are brainless idiots.
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Comments (80)
Shizden 0
I agree with #18.
lolwst 1
I agree with #19
Shizden 0
I agree with #20.
lolwst 1
I agree with #21
sexymessy 0
Hope the soup wasnt hot! It would be a **** your relationship if it was hot and she got burned LOL
razzlebdazzle 0
Lol that happened to me once only with a baby but luckily I grabbed her quick enough so that I wouldn't throw her over my head.
sickinlove13 0
Wait, what? You went to lift a baby. You thought she was actually heavier than she really was so when you went to lift her, she flew into the air [that's what I'm assuming since you said you caught her quickly enough before she flew over your head], but you were able to catch her before she flew over your head, while she was in mid-air?
razzlebdazzle 0
Noo she never went over my head I was holding onto her tight enough but she almost went flying.
sexymessy 0
you sure are in an "agreeing mood" =)
lolwst 1
I agree with #24
shazzahllala 0
No soup for you!
akiro525 3
if they are good people they will understand and most likely brought up everytime the family gets together.
Darth_Taco 14
First, how the hell do I report lolwst? **** it, I'll find a way. Second, I'm sorry! Hopefully they'll see that it was just an honest mistake. If not, you still have their son's heart so you win. I can see myself doing something like that XP. Except without the fiancé part since I don't like the thought of getting marries :P.
Shizden 0
I agree with #30.
lolwst 1
I agree with #31
lolwst 1
I agree with #34
lolwst 1
I agree with #36
boatiebanter 0
Who 'acccidentially' picks things up with so much force they fly all over the place?? Surely if you're picking something up that you're not sure how heavy it is, ESPECIALLY if it contains a liquid, you gradually increase the amount of force you're applying until you've lifted it? It's the way we pick things up instinctively, because if it's too heavy and you try to jerk it like that, you'll hurt yourself. YDI for thinking you know better than your instincts in the art of picking things up without chucking them across the room.
lolwst 1
I agree with #35