Kathryn
United States
Today, I went to my favorite all you can eat buffet. The cook tapped my shoulder and told me to stop eating. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Nelson, New Zealand
Mixed signals
Today, I got told I was too fat and needed to stop eating, because I need to lose weight. I was then given a full plate of food and had to eat it all. FML
pizza girl
Nettleton, United States
Today, a lady cussed me out for not bringing her salad and pizza to her table. She then wanted her money back. I work at a buffet; a self-serve buffet. FML
Anonymous
United States
All you can eat buffet of shit
Today, my dad insisted on taking us to a local buffet that is known for bad food and botulism. He kept piling things onto a plate for me, despite my objections. A waitress commented on how much was on my plate. I told her I wasn't hungry, and it was my dad's doing. Her response, "Your skinny self needs to eat." FML
Pookie
Ironic
Today, I saw someone at the buffet get two plates in a row. I told my date that, “People nowadays have no self control.” Unbeknownst to me, he was within earshot and told me, “FYI, I was getting a plate for my disabled mother.” After dinner, my date unmatched me and blocked my number. FML
I apologize on behalf of my mother
United States
Helicopter parents
Today, I was getting food at a buffet. Suddenly, my mom appeared and started screaming at a guy for pushing me. I wasn't pushed by anyone, I just tripped over nothing. The poor guy looked so confused and embarrassed, and my mom wouldn't let me defend him. FML
hadrienne's pall
Markham, Canada
Sorry, I didn't mean…
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
Yuni
United States
Mom of the year
Today, I went to a restaurant that I always go to, and one of the cute waiters gave me a discount. My mother called me a whore in the middle of the restaurant, then slapped me when I cried. FML
Hahamaster333
Assumptions
Today, I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I had ordered near my seat. I immediately ran up to him and asked him to stop stealing my food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Seconds later the attendant came out with my actual food. FML
drkate25
Enfield, United States
Today, I ate brunch at my in-laws. The food all tasted off to me so I didn't eat much, telling my mother-in-law I was watching my weight. Later on, while out doing a bit of shopping, I stopped at a red light. Guess who pulled up next to me while I was scarfing a fast food burger. FML
fuck
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Somerville, United States
Health and wellbeing
Today, I scolded my son at a buffet after he pointed at an obese woman in a motorized wheelchair and asked how anyone could let themselves get so unhealthy. As I lectured him on genetics and thyroid problems, she rolled past with a plate stacked with an obscene amount of fried food. FML
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Ben360 6
Tell him to eff off!
ariannaimelda 7
Tell him it's an all you can eat buffet and the customer is always right! Dont feel bad OP. Eat, drink and be merry! :D
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nkthompson 0
Had that at Chinese rest I went to on Wed's for their massive crab legs, then went in one day heard chef tell waiter to take crab legs off bar cause crab ***** just arrived
Nuahavizu 17
i used to work at a food place, and it really sucks when people come in like a minute before closing time and want to stay and eat forever. ive had to stay several hours after closing time, and then have to get up really super early for school the next day for that. if that was the case, YDI for being inconsiderate to the cook. if you werent there making him stay after hours, fml for him being rude.
Pyrozog 0
Fatass
Holy_ish 19
lmao god damn how much do you eat to where the cook has to tell you to stop eatting
TheWicked 4
Lol, fatso!
snakelady 3
unless you can in at almost closing time tell him to go eff himself and eat what you want
MissyBoo13 0
I love that chef!
fr600270 2
59. i tip my hat
Tomtaxman 0
You be here 4 hour! You go home now!
loserman67 36
Sorry to say this, but if you have a FAVORITE all you can buffet, sounds like the cook was right. But on the other hand, sounds like you spend a lot of money there and they should be giving you a break. But on yet another hand, maybe you're eating them out of business one visit at a time