Kathryn
United States
Today, I went to my favorite all you can eat buffet. The cook tapped my shoulder and told me to stop eating. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Nelson, New Zealand
Mixed signals
Today, I got told I was too fat and needed to stop eating, because I need to lose weight. I was then given a full plate of food and had to eat it all. FML
pizza girl
Nettleton, United States
Today, a lady cussed me out for not bringing her salad and pizza to her table. She then wanted her money back. I work at a buffet; a self-serve buffet. FML
Anonymous
United States
All you can eat buffet of shit
Today, my dad insisted on taking us to a local buffet that is known for bad food and botulism. He kept piling things onto a plate for me, despite my objections. A waitress commented on how much was on my plate. I told her I wasn't hungry, and it was my dad's doing. Her response, "Your skinny self needs to eat." FML
Pookie
Ironic
Today, I saw someone at the buffet get two plates in a row. I told my date that, “People nowadays have no self control.” Unbeknownst to me, he was within earshot and told me, “FYI, I was getting a plate for my disabled mother.” After dinner, my date unmatched me and blocked my number. FML
I apologize on behalf of my mother
United States
Helicopter parents
Today, I was getting food at a buffet. Suddenly, my mom appeared and started screaming at a guy for pushing me. I wasn't pushed by anyone, I just tripped over nothing. The poor guy looked so confused and embarrassed, and my mom wouldn't let me defend him. FML
hadrienne's pall
Markham, Canada
Sorry, I didn't mean…
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
Yuni
United States
Mom of the year
Today, I went to a restaurant that I always go to, and one of the cute waiters gave me a discount. My mother called me a whore in the middle of the restaurant, then slapped me when I cried. FML
Hahamaster333
Assumptions
Today, I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I had ordered near my seat. I immediately ran up to him and asked him to stop stealing my food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Seconds later the attendant came out with my actual food. FML
drkate25
Enfield, United States
Today, I ate brunch at my in-laws. The food all tasted off to me so I didn't eat much, telling my mother-in-law I was watching my weight. Later on, while out doing a bit of shopping, I stopped at a red light. Guess who pulled up next to me while I was scarfing a fast food burger. FML
fuck
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Somerville, United States
Health and wellbeing
Today, I scolded my son at a buffet after he pointed at an obese woman in a motorized wheelchair and asked how anyone could let themselves get so unhealthy. As I lectured him on genetics and thyroid problems, she rolled past with a plate stacked with an obscene amount of fried food. FML
Top comments
Ben360 6
Tell him to eff off!
ariannaimelda 7
Tell him it's an all you can eat buffet and the customer is always right! Dont feel bad OP. Eat, drink and be merry! :D
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (185)
iChel413 6
This is when you invite more people and eat, eat, eat.
Rickilynn1 10
Challenge him to an eating contest .
Mirorbo 27
If it's all you can eat, it's all you can ******* eat! Doesn't matter if you're fat or skinny, you are there to pack it in! If the cooks don't like it, they need to take it up with management to get a limit on the 'all you can eat' part.
chelseaspeights 0
really? I don't believe this one...
Mirorbo 27
Wow. That was fast! Mods got a hold of the coffee!!
kaykay20 0
Ok but the other customers need food too so it's understandable that he was asked to stop if he was eating so much their was nothing left for anyone else.
Obryn 9
You sound fat.
Mirorbo 27
Because only fat people pack it in at a buffet, right? All those skinny folk who go there are just looking at the food.
catnip1997 0
why would he tell you to stop eating if it's an all you can eat buffet? something doesn't add up..
pieter82 17
What is wrong with properly portioned dinners? Why do people tend to eat themselves sick?
ReynshineCutting 10
What is wrong with pigging out sometimes? As long as you don't eat at a buffet very often, there's NO problem with it. And who is to say what a "properly proportioned" meal is? My fiancé is a bottomless pit and has the best body I've ever seen. No matter what he does, he can't gain weight. He consumes at least 4000 calories a day. I however need about 1500 to just maintain my weight.
snoopyF 9
should have tapped his shoulder and pointed to the sign "all you can eat"
foxmatrix15 8
How do you lose weight? Put down the fork! -face palm- (yes family guy reference). If all u can do is walk to food and back to table and make 70yr old muscle pain grunts and sweat when u eat you have a problem fatty.
hersheybar100 10
Hey its all u can eat so what maybe ur just hungry!!