Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to Hooters for lunch. My food was brought to me by a man. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
myownperson
United States
Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy offered to carry my tray to the table. He rushed out with my food. FML
mee
Peabody, United States
Today, I went and bought lunch for all the people I work with. The only meal the place forgot was mine. FML
mynameisarmpit
Today, I went out to eat with my girlfriend. The waiter came up and was being nice. He said, "What can I get you two gentlemen?" FML
marge1010
United States
Today, the man I have been dating for 3 weeks, who told me he owns a high end restaurant in the city, handed me my lunch order through the drive-thru at Wendy's. FML
Anonymous
Stourport, United Kingdom
Today, I won a meal for two in a raffle. I had no one to go with. FML
Raw95
United States
Today, I was eating at Steak N' Shake. I noticed that the cute waitress was checking me out. When I was done with my meal she wrote her number on the ticket. So, as I was walking out the door, I turned around to wave at her, and walked into a metal bar next to the door. FML
Anonymous
Reserved
Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML
Anonymous
Switzerland
Not even a celebrity traitor
Today, I ate lunch alone. None of my colleagues saved me a seat. One of those colleagues was my husband. He didn't even have the decency to move so that I wouldn't have to eat alone. FML
Vince
United States
Today, while on a blind date at Hooters, I ordered my food and the waitress asked me if I was stoned, because she couldn't understand me. I have a speech impediment. FML
Hahamaster333
Assumptions
Today, I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I had ordered near my seat. I immediately ran up to him and asked him to stop stealing my food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Seconds later the attendant came out with my actual food. FML
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IamSharkWeek 0
did he have a nice rack?
deathpotato 11
This cannot be tolerated.
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Comments (208)
kaileigh10 2
Men have boobs too.
Davick 0
I've heard of this before a gay Guy said it was sexiest...that's the point!
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Maybe he thought you wanted some sausage for your buns. :)
FallenWolf 2
Was he gay?!! Or have moobs?....
beccaishereyay 11
Hooters girls make bank! People can hate but hooters girls also bring joy to many men :)
LuWiiGi333_fml 3
That is awesome, now I can go put in my application!
iTroller 0
Since when did hooters hire me? Wait...what if it's a she...? We shall call it...LADY GAGA.
Quikraptor 8
@217 That logic is ******* awful. While I agree women should be treated properly, this was at HOOTERS. You know, the place they SIGN UP FOR THAT KIND OF THING. The fact that a male served the OP is wrong on all levels at a place where the theme is exactly "Look at hot women in short-shorts and low-cut tees". In other news... This is the funniest thing i've seen all day.
bowser_rawr16 13
I've seen male waiters at Hooters before.. o.o. I've also seen them dressed up in the girls uniform before lol
realportlandian 2
Sorry to disappoint perv