Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I withdrew €40 at the ATM to pay for dinner later tonight. It wasn't until I went to pay for it that I realized I'd taken the receipt, but left the cash in the ATM. FML
Today, I went out to eat with a friend. I was supposed to be paying, but when I tried to, there wasn't enough money in my bank account. She didn't have money with her either. FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop with the change I got back after buying a ball. After having waited in line for around twenty minutes, I was told that only credit cards were allowed. I'd left my wallet in my car because I thought I didn't need it. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, I went to an ATM to see how much money I had in my account. I put the card in. It never gave it back. FML
Today, I put my paycheck in my wallet, intending to cash it in the next day. Later on, I met up with a friend and went to a party. I ended up getting so drunk, I gave away my $400 check in exchange for a pack of smokes, thinking it was a $5 bill. FML
Today, I found $20 in an old jacket and celebrated by buying myself a fancy lunch (well, Burger King, but that just goes to show how well I'm doing in this economy). When I got home, I realized I'd left my wallet at the restaurant while paying with the $20. FML
Today, I went to a club with some friends. I ordered two drinks from the waitress and gave her a fifty. She never returned with the change, and the rest of the staff claimed they didn't know who I was talking about. FML
Today, I finally decided to go Christmas shopping. It's only once I arrived that I realized that I had forgotten my wallet. FML
Today, I went to withdraw some money out the bank. On a windy day. Next minute, woosh, my money was gone. My last $20. FML
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comment_fml 0
better than the other way around, I guess
RitzBitzFei 1
Hey, at least it was the banknote and not your credit card.
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Comments (44)
FMijnLeven 11
It's only 20 bucks. I left €100,- in the machine once. ;)
alsgirl 24
Bugger :-P
My_Life24 22
Could have been worse
StingRay_RZA 16
Slightly controversial but I voted both YDI and FML: FML because it was an honest mistake that could happen to anyone and YDI for not being more careful though!!! I agree with everyone though that it could've been worse by leaving your card...
KweenAnnsReveng 15
The situation is sucky, but at least you didn't withdraw more money.
ZeTripod 10
It is good though, That it was the note and not your card.
cwl727 33
well at least you took the card.
daniellekimberly 23
It's only 20 bucks. At least you still have your credit card
dahoss99 30
At least you didnt forget the credit card and take the banknote.
rneedham 12
Well at least you still have your credit card.