Today, I went to have a drink with my friend. On the way I withdrew 20 bucks and when I arrived at the bar I realised I had taken my credit card but not the banknote. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I withdrew €40 at the ATM to pay for dinner later tonight. It wasn't until I went to pay for it that I realized I'd taken the receipt, but left the cash in the ATM. FML
Today, I went out to eat with a friend. I was supposed to be paying, but when I tried to, there wasn't enough money in my bank account. She didn't have money with her either. FML
Today, I went to a coffee shop with the change I got back after buying a ball. After having waited in line for around twenty minutes, I was told that only credit cards were allowed. I'd left my wallet in my car because I thought I didn't need it. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, I went to an ATM to see how much money I had in my account. I put the card in. It never gave it back. FML
Today, I put my paycheck in my wallet, intending to cash it in the next day. Later on, I met up with a friend and went to a party. I ended up getting so drunk, I gave away my $400 check in exchange for a pack of smokes, thinking it was a $5 bill. FML
Today, I found $20 in an old jacket and celebrated by buying myself a fancy lunch (well, Burger King, but that just goes to show how well I'm doing in this economy). When I got home, I realized I'd left my wallet at the restaurant while paying with the $20. FML
Today, I went to a club with some friends. I ordered two drinks from the waitress and gave her a fifty. She never returned with the change, and the rest of the staff claimed they didn't know who I was talking about. FML
Today, I finally decided to go Christmas shopping. It's only once I arrived that I realized that I had forgotten my wallet. FML
Today, I went to withdraw some money out the bank. On a windy day. Next minute, woosh, my money was gone. My last $20. FML
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Top comments
comment_fml 0
better than the other way around, I guess
RitzBitzFei 1
Hey, at least it was the banknote and not your credit card.
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Comments (44)
Polionixon 2
guys its realized.... sorry im getting sick of seeing people misspelling it lol
nome5tar 0
Realised is spelt with an "s" in Australia...
dinosaur45 0
It's spelled with an 's' in Canada as well.
Metzler31 17
I'm from America and even I know that other countries spell it differently. You are one of the reasons people from America are dubbed 'ignorant'.
geovanni 9
and in Britain + Ireland
kasumii 1
it's people like you that makes the world hate Americans when Americans are probably nice people.
Redneck68 0
it is people likr you that make americans hate koreans
tessa1110001 12
that was unnecessary...
heyitsme0123 6
Americans spell it "realized" Many other countries spell it "realised" IGNORANT AMERICANS!
Kiasume 0
lmao, i sometimes do that too. sometimes when i buy stuff i take my wallet and start to walk away then the cashier have to remind me to take it LOL total fml right there xD
thescrutonator 0
hey, at least you didn't leave the credit card and take the banknote!
mtorres8789 0
This isn't such a great fml... But i guess
Unsure_1 0
At least you have your credit card unless you would rather have the money, but not the credit card.
mk58 31
That is exactly what I was thinking. OP, look at the bright side, at least you didn't lose your credit card and have to get it frozen and go through all that hassle that comes with losing a card.
kykeon22 0
ghgh XD fortunately it was just a twenty note XD after all you were lucky in your unluckiness Xd
Zoid27 0
Lame
ilanachka 0
better than the other way around
diegojdiaz 4
*realized
kayla611 6
i've done this... but the other way around.. toook my money, left my card. trust me, you got out easy.