Today, I went to hand in a job application, and the supervisor wanted to ask me a few questions. I was nervous so I kept touching the fabric on a nearby display table. Only after I left did my friend tell me it was a pantie display, and that I was fondling underwear. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
Today, I was at a job interview. I was doing OK until I reached the part where I had to do a demo. As I lifted my arms, I my shirt got caught on the button of my pants, exposing my belly button. I tried to discreetly adjust, I ended up getting way too distracted mid-demonstration. The interviewer looked at me like I was a circus act. FML
Today, at work, our new cute intern asked me if I could explain my work. Taking a cool posture sitting on her desk I explained. After 10 minutes I walked away, only to hear her laughing with the girl next to her. Turns out my fly was open. And I didn't wear underwear. FML
Today, I got ready for work in the dark, and it was noon before someone told me that I had one of my wife's pantyliners stuck to the back of my pants. I'd just given a presentation to 80 people. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy pants for a new job. A really hot guy helped me get a pair down from a high shelf so I could try them on. He had flirted with me so I hurried in the fitting room so I could go talk to him. Note to self: Check to see if you have pants on after trying on clothes. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML
Today, while working an early shift, I was dressing a wound on a gorgeous guy, when he laughed and pointed out some granny panties next to me on the floor. I guess I forgot to take yesterday's underwear out of my pants before putting them back on this morning. FML
Today, while I was at work, I didn't have any panty liners so I used tissue. I was taking orders when I suddenly felt the tissue trailing down my leg. I tried not to move, but it inevitably fell through my pants onto the floor in front of my co-workers. I swiftly put it into my pocket. Luckily, it had nothing on it. FML
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Frelling 0
I read that as hand job application.
sadielady95 0
I'm glad to know I wasn't the only one. Haha.
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Comments (70)
ImInABox 6
That's just.. Wooooow.
FreebirdIII 1
Can't keep your hands to yourself huh? Next time put your hand down your pants Al Bundy style.
1waytoolive 1
Hey at least he knows that you won't have a problem with touching women's panties.
TraceCase_ 19
You must have looked really eager to get to work.
WordSmyth 2
May as well go the full way now and start sensuously licking them, then drape them over your head while making "Brrrrrrb" noises. If the supervisor is a she she'll get the message ;)
AliciaicilA 0
That's a bit odd. Nothing the internet hasn't seen before, but still.
brandybaby1204 0
awww poor guy
SteelCladAngel 0
o__o lol how awkward.
the__usual 0
you're just showing interest in what you may sell?
metalmandyck 0
Bahahahaha
jeepster7874 0
I think you should change your name from Colebear to pedobear