Today, I went to get my car washed at one of those places where you can watch through the glass. I watched in horror, face pressed against the glass, as my car went through with the window down. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the mall with a couple of friends. While walking through the parking lot, we saw a very dirty car. You couldn't even see the inside of the car through the windows. I thought it would be funny to trace on the window, "Wash Me." After doing so, the driver got out of the car. FML
Today, from the balcony of my apartment, I watched helplessly as a teen came along and peed through my car's open window. FML
Today, I took my car through the automated wash. I was too close to swipe my card, so the attendant reached for it and somewhere between our hands, the card fell into the grate and down a small crack 10ft into nasty water. The whole car wash was shut down to pull the massive grate up. It took about 2 hours. FML
Today, I noticed that someone smeared "wash me" into the grime of my car. I decided to take it to get a wash. I pulled up, put my vehicle in neutral, and kicked back as it slowly started to move. You never realize how long it takes a sun roof to close until water is dumping on your head. FML
Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML
Today, on my way home from work, I went to the car wash. When the spray jets hit the car, my dog jumped out of his crate, into the front seat, and onto a button lowering both back windows. I got both an exterior and interior wash. FML
Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML
Today, I got my car cleaned. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomited out the window. The vomit sailed back and splattered all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 and a mental image that will never go away. FML
Today, the Snapchat that I was taking of my car being washed, including my commentary like, "Oooh yeah, get into it baby," was replayed loudly through my car via Bluetooth while the workers were inside and all around washing it. FML
Today, I took my car to the automatic wash for the first time in years. I didn’t realize you’re supposed to remember to close the sunroof. I now own a freshly-cleaned car interior, soaked seats, and one very wet, traumatized dog. FML
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wheresmymary 22
Now the inside is clean!
TrippingOnAcid 29
I accidentally voted "I agree, your life sucks" out of habit but mayn you deserved this one
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Comments (56)
LordVaper 14
yet, didn't stop it with big red button...
hailhydra 6
What a cruel joke. The worse comes when it heats up you might never be able to get rid of that smell sorry OP
Krypt1c 11
People forget things, it happens. But I laughed way harder at this than I should have.
Amorettex 19
Lol!
SubparAtBest 23
all I can think of is the moment in Monsters inc. when Sully is looking at the trash compactor.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
That's the first thing I thought of! Hilarious to picture this FML like that.
natesmummy 11
Sounds like the kind of stupid shite I do. Never done this though, owing to the fact that I don't drive and therefore don't own a car.
chode124 11
at least you don't need to wipe down the inside anymore
wingman626 10
You were watching through the glass? my local car wash is like this too. You park and leave your keys for an employee to take, vaccum the inside, and put on the conveyor to be washed. If yours is the same way; if the employee left the window down;; read the fine print on what you signed and payed for. talk to your car insurance, get an estimate on the damages, and Sue the car wash establishment for damages and negligence if possible. I hope everything goes well with your claim =)
Hop6e 22
Lmao I'm so sorry! But omg, I can't stop laughing! I could see my mom doing that, I can see her face in my head and everything lol u just made my day but sorry about your car hun.
Atowns40 18
The visual of this lol