Today, I went to get my car fixed. There was a vending machine in the waiting room, and I was hungry. The snacks were overpriced, but I still had a little money left over. I noticed a bag of Cheetos hanging loose, so I paid for them, hoping to get two bags. They both got stuck. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I used the last of my money to buy a bag of vending machine chips for dinner. It got stuck. A passerby saw and generously offered to buy another bag of the same chips to dislodge it. Gratefully, I accepted his offer. It stayed stuck. FML
Today, I went to the vending machine, put in a dollar, and reached down to grab my snack. The slot door wouldn't open, so I pushed it harder. I got my hand in, but the door got stuck again, this time with my hand inside. I tried to push with my other hand. It got stuck too. FML
Today, I spent way too long battling a vending machine that ate my dollar but didn’t give me my snack. After shaking it, kicking it, and practically hugging it, I finally gave up. As I walked away in defeat, it dropped the snack. I rushed back to claim my prize… and the janitor grabbed it before I could. FML
Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML
Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML
Today, I went to buy some frozen yogurt. I filled up a cup and the cashier rung it up. The total price was $6.92. I only had $5 in my wallet. So I gave her the $5 bill and went to my car to get more money. Little did I know, there was no money in my car. So I drove off. Leaving the $5 behind. FML
Today, I had to skip lunch to work on a big project, so I stopped by a vending machine. The number I wanted was 126, but I accidentally typed 124, using my last dollar. 124 was the only empty row. FML
Today, as a joke, my friend put my bus money in the vending machine. Not only did the machine not return my money, it wouldn't give me an item in return. FML
Today, I stopped at a mini-mart and bought a family-size bag of potato chips, a tub of dip, a box of toaster pastries, and some snack cakes. The guy at the counter said, "Wow, someone's hungry!" I told him it wasn't all for me, paid, and left in a huff. It was all for me. I ate it all by that evening. FML
Today, after having the worst night of my life, my boss chewing me out and acid reflux all morning, I went to the snack machine at work to get the only thing that makes me happy, Reese's PB cups. I had just enough money to buy the very last one in the machine, and it got stuck. FML
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Top comments
friedpwnadge 25
Guess you lost all your chips on that bet.
kirb2154 3
you got cheetoed out of that one
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Comments (66)
pogue36 5
Get an item that's higher up, that way it might hit it on the way down
yrue82 7
Those vending machines have their own minds!
nkb94 18
I did that once with some fruit snacks. Almost got caught shaking that damn machine. But I sure as hell got my two bags.
icepick23 12
Makes sense; what is the problem? At least she cares enough to try to please you better.
RavenLovesViolin 7
YDI for being a glutton.
RufusCade 7
You shouldn't eat Cheetos if you're hungry. Have a fruit instead. Serves you right. YDI
Raum 19
How many vending machines do YOU know of that have fruit in them? If OP wants Cheetos, let them eat Cheetos, geez.
GrandpaSmith 4
Even the best gamblers lose a bet now and then. You just used up some bad luck, so a winner is coming your way soon.
enzozo101 8
#69 ?
FmyLifeFan001 8
that's life
beccamp1975 5
Lmfao!!!!!! don't you hate that
Paws_Cat 29
Oh my god you are George Costanza.