Today, I went to a party organised by my ex. I was the last to sit down, after looking at the nametags on all 50+ chairs. That's how I realised the chair labelled "Fuckface" was mine; the one located between her parents' seats. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a party at my ex's house; he'd invited the whole team. We of course don't talk, but I just figured out he had a girlfriend. He said it right in my face and laughed. FML
Today, my old high school mates organised a dinner hangout so that my recent ex, who is part of our group, could introducing her new boyfriend to us. I was late and the only remaining seat available was next to the new boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML
Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
Today, I attended a party, thinking it was hosted by my friend. I showed up, mingled, had some drinks, and even played a couple of games. After about an hour, my friend called me and asked where I was. I'd crashed the wrong party. Everyone there was nice about it, but now I can never show my face there again. FML
Today, I was invited to a party to celebrate my ex-fiancée's recent engagement. The party is at work, because my ex is also my boss. Her new fiancée is some guy she met while on a "business trip" that happened while we were still engaged. FML
Today, finally accepting the fact that the love of my life has moved on, I took myself to a movie, alone, on a Saturday night. After buying the last ticket to a sold out movie and trying to find the only open seat in the dark, I sit down... right next to my ex-best friend AND my ex-fiancé. FML
Today, I was at a fraternity party, and one of the hosts said over the loudspeaker, "Turn to the person next to you and picture them naked, then drink a beer if the mental image disturbs you." I turned, only to be face-to-face with my ex-boyfriend. He drank two beers. FML
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Palirose 22
I'm sorry OP. Maybe next time your ex invites you. You should just politely decline and cut off all communication with them. Especially if they're going to be very immature and disrespect you like that.
Dashelle 25
Why would you go to a party organized by your ex? It's fairly clear it didn't end well.
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Comments (90)
rgri 11
Someone sounds bitter.
Nickb55 16
That's just unclassy.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I'm sorry, this is random, but I really had no idea what your profile picture was at first. Am I the only one? I thought it was an alien or something... Lol. No offense to your cute (once the picture is enlarged) dog :)
smokecloud_ 37
Just scrolling down and not really looking, I thought the same. But when you stop to look, beautiful doggy!! :)
Nickb55 16
Thanks guys but this is my aunt's dog, haha. His name is Stanley!
maxhhh 18
Stay classy San Diego...
bluemidnight 9
Well, you did come to a party organized by your ex. What did you expect?
GRubi 17
I know it sounds crazy, but it is possible for the two parties to remain amicable after a break-up. If it ended on good terms (or at least OP thought it did), there is no reason why he shouldn't attend the party.
murdersquirrel 15
CLEARLY that isn't the case here...
emxy92 22
Maybe now you know it's a good thing that she's your ex?
breakinlegs 19
Going to an ex's party is always risky however, I'm sure you can get up and mingle. Maybe even find a new girl to flirt with!
olpally 33
I would just leave and never see her again.
abcdog123 16
thats when you go up to her, point at the seat, and ask when she changed her name. Dick move? maybe, but it is located bewteen her parents..honest mistakee ;)
oneofthosegirls_fml 11
And why, exactly, did you think it would be a good idea to attend this party?
desertlovebird 11
I would have walked out if I had seen my seating tag with that name on it. Come on have some self respect.
sickerthanyou 13
That's why once someone become your ex, you cut that person out of your life completely, YDI