Today, I went to a party organised by my ex. I was the last to sit down, after looking at the nametags on all 50+ chairs. That's how I realised the chair labelled "Fuckface" was mine; the one located between her parents' seats. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a party at my ex's house; he'd invited the whole team. We of course don't talk, but I just figured out he had a girlfriend. He said it right in my face and laughed. FML
Today, my old high school mates organised a dinner hangout so that my recent ex, who is part of our group, could introducing her new boyfriend to us. I was late and the only remaining seat available was next to the new boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML
Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
Today, I attended a party, thinking it was hosted by my friend. I showed up, mingled, had some drinks, and even played a couple of games. After about an hour, my friend called me and asked where I was. I'd crashed the wrong party. Everyone there was nice about it, but now I can never show my face there again. FML
Today, I was invited to a party to celebrate my ex-fiancée's recent engagement. The party is at work, because my ex is also my boss. Her new fiancée is some guy she met while on a "business trip" that happened while we were still engaged. FML
Today, finally accepting the fact that the love of my life has moved on, I took myself to a movie, alone, on a Saturday night. After buying the last ticket to a sold out movie and trying to find the only open seat in the dark, I sit down... right next to my ex-best friend AND my ex-fiancé. FML
Today, I was at a fraternity party, and one of the hosts said over the loudspeaker, "Turn to the person next to you and picture them naked, then drink a beer if the mental image disturbs you." I turned, only to be face-to-face with my ex-boyfriend. He drank two beers. FML
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Top comments
Palirose 22
I'm sorry OP. Maybe next time your ex invites you. You should just politely decline and cut off all communication with them. Especially if they're going to be very immature and disrespect you like that.
Dashelle 25
Why would you go to a party organized by your ex? It's fairly clear it didn't end well.
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Comments (90)
jefrey 9
do you ever do a fuckface with her?
JoBHarvelle 7
And that is why you DONT go to a party hosted by your ex
jamaicanme 3
Clearly, she's not worth your time. She gets off on humiliating you in that way. Next time tell her and her childish antics to kick rocks.
martin8337 36
And you went to the party because. ...
evalu8tor 12
Sounds like the ex is a party planner/caterer and OP had a reason for going such as party sponsored by his boss.
souljacker 11
That her parents were at too? Small world!
souljacker 11
And furthermore, if its her job, it's certainly not appropriate for her to label a guests seat in such a manner.
thaliah 15
That's why you don't go to a party organized by your ex.
foxy_grampa 19
Why did you even go? Obviously things ended on bad terms
kmmorley94 1
Why would you go to your ex's party? keeping it in the family?
fshackleferd 5
Organized*
SuperMew 22
Now you know not to go to parties she throws.