Today, I went to a party organised by my ex. I was the last to sit down, after looking at the nametags on all 50+ chairs. That's how I realised the chair labelled "Fuckface" was mine; the one located between her parents' seats. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a party at my ex's house; he'd invited the whole team. We of course don't talk, but I just figured out he had a girlfriend. He said it right in my face and laughed. FML
Today, my old high school mates organised a dinner hangout so that my recent ex, who is part of our group, could introducing her new boyfriend to us. I was late and the only remaining seat available was next to the new boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML
Today, I was at a party, and I sat down on a chair. While conversing with friends, I shifted places on the chair, and broke it. Embarrassed, I then stood up and change chairs. After moving to the next chair, I broke that one too. FML
Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
Today, I attended a party, thinking it was hosted by my friend. I showed up, mingled, had some drinks, and even played a couple of games. After about an hour, my friend called me and asked where I was. I'd crashed the wrong party. Everyone there was nice about it, but now I can never show my face there again. FML
Today, I was invited to a party to celebrate my ex-fiancée's recent engagement. The party is at work, because my ex is also my boss. Her new fiancée is some guy she met while on a "business trip" that happened while we were still engaged. FML
Today, finally accepting the fact that the love of my life has moved on, I took myself to a movie, alone, on a Saturday night. After buying the last ticket to a sold out movie and trying to find the only open seat in the dark, I sit down... right next to my ex-best friend AND my ex-fiancé. FML
Today, I was at a fraternity party, and one of the hosts said over the loudspeaker, "Turn to the person next to you and picture them naked, then drink a beer if the mental image disturbs you." I turned, only to be face-to-face with my ex-boyfriend. He drank two beers. FML
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Top comments
Palirose 22
I'm sorry OP. Maybe next time your ex invites you. You should just politely decline and cut off all communication with them. Especially if they're going to be very immature and disrespect you like that.
Dashelle 25
Why would you go to a party organized by your ex? It's fairly clear it didn't end well.
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Comments (90)
nick3600 22
Don't go to a party organized by your ex
rllamas 4
You went to a party organized by your ex. The **** you think was gonna happen?
Pilos_in_manu_fml 7
Has anyone noticed that this FML was translated from "VDM", the french version of FML? Thus the OP can't read any of your comments about him being stupid for going to his ex's party unless he has an account on the english FML site, which is very unlikely...
AgentPlatypus73 8
Ex for a reason, I see.
Fou_Lou 20
I just would have left the party.
doglover100 29
Never go to an ex's party.
chrissyodol 10
I would've told her to **** herself then walk out
DumbassRoaster 22
If you ex puts name tags on chairs for a party, you deserve better.
TheLynx_fml 20
I'd leave screw them
peterblackmer91 12
What kind of party has chairs with name tags? That definitely sounds odd.