Today, I went to a nursing home to sing Christmas carols to the elderly. They threw their bananas at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went caroling with some family friends. We got pelted with oranges. FML
Today, a group of carolers was coming up my street, so I went out in the cold to wait for them. When they finally arrived, I waved and greeted them. They huddled up discussing something while pointing at me, then skipped my house. FML
Today, my family and I went over to our new neighbors' house, to sing a carol and say hello. The only response we got was a door slammed in our faces. FML
Today, at a concert, I got into a fight with a man in a banana suit. FML
Passing
Today, I sang at a retirement home with my school choir. Afterwards, we went to speak to the old people, just to get to know them a little. The first woman I shook hands with asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML
Got talent?
Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML
Today, I made a nursing home resident laugh so hard that he had a heart attack. FML
Today, my aunt and I wanted to do something nice. So we made cookies for a local nursing home. After tasting them, nobody ate any. FML
Bingo is serious business
Today, I was visiting my grandmother at her retirement community. Bingo is really popular there and she loves it, so I went thinking it would be a fun activity for us. I won the jackpot and my car got keyed by a group of angry old people. FML
The first day of the rest of your life (or not)
Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML
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Carbonation 0
This shit's bananas. Either that or your singing's shit. You decide.
m0tl3ycru3 0
*puts large boulder over hole*
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Comments (206)
wonderboy200 8
Must have a horrible voice!!
lionlvr 9
And why did they all just have bananas they can throw?
G97Alex 21
Just in case.
Eenonymous 1
Haha, that's what happens when you sing Christmas carols in November. I mean I Iove Christmas but do we really need 6 weeks of the same songs playing over and over again? Plus it steals Thanksgivings thunder. Even the elderly get it.
DioMaledica 14
You should've known better!
BibzIzBack 5
Well that was completely uncalled for.....
iDaniel525 8
THIS IS MADNESS!!!!....no, this....is....BANANAS!!!!
jjurox101 5
Not even December yet.
KiddNYC1O 22
You should've just lip sync like Ashley Simpson.
zebrasarecool99 0
Old people are hilarious!
bluebeau7 0
Throw your banana at them. And by banana I mean penis.