Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sang at a retirement home with my school choir. Afterwards, we went to speak to the old people, just to get to know them a little. The first woman I shook hands with asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" FML
Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML
Today, I had been practicing for a solo in a choir I’m in. I finally got it down and was all ready to audition. On audition night, the choir director let me try out, then decided all the sopranos should sing it. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend and she was making me listen to one of her recordings for chorus. As I was listening to it, a solo came on, and i turned to her and said, "This is the worst fucking solo I've ever heard in my life." Little did I know, it was her solo. FML
Today, our school had tryouts for chorus. Everybody sang a snippet of the song together until the teacher stopped us, saying it sounded awful. He singled me out and told me to sing alone. After I sang the part, he said, "Son, your gift to God will be silence." FML
Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML
Today, I had my first chorus concert. We got a bigger applause when we left the stage than when we sang. FML
Today, I played in a high school concert. Some alumni of the band were sitting in the audience and were brought to tears. Not because it was beautiful, but because they were sad to see how much the music program had declined since they left. FML
Today, the old lady I've been taking care of and running errands for died. She hadn't paid me yet. FML
Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with the kids and was getting bored so I started singing. One of the little girls runs up and puts her hand over my mouth and tells me to stop. I'm in a select chorus at my highschool and plan to major in choral studies in college. FML
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nuke0013 7
Brings a new meaning to "knock am dead"
jumpshot32 11
You must have a killer voice!
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nuke0013 7
Brings a new meaning to "knock am dead"
Rei_Ayanami 18
Took the words straight from my mouth! OP, you can't help it. I only hope it was a calm, quiet death. Not one of those screaming, chest grabbing, scene making deaths.
imepelepticsir 5
those where some bomb ass lyrics. no no?
thatssomeBS 9
Killer story bro...
LookOnBrightSide 12
10-That's how I feel after listening to Dub Step. You feel as though you're having a seizure. OP, look on the bright side, at least she passed on listening to your beautiful music.
YakuzaxGeneralz 9
10. Your comment made me laugh uncontrollably. I just pictured exactly what you described.
iliketofu 6
she was so overwhelmed by your talent that she dropped dead?
Wederoney 16
48 - Same here.
zakkyzebra 11
She was an attention ***** >_>!!!
WaSiSimiLang 8
MURDERER!!!
JMTS 0
Voice of an angel?
2muchfun1 7
90 - No, Lips of an angel. Bro
KittySaysMoo 6
She DIED. I'd rather have an interrupted solo then be dead. O.o
Neorecon19 18
Talk about a 'killer' performance...
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
Murder or manslaughter? XD
thesunsetglow_fml 8
She has the voice of an angel?!
TheFirstSamurai 18
Yes, the Angel of Death.
JMTS 0
105 - He didn't kiss her...
Manganimegrl 16
It must've been a **puts on sunglasses** drop-dead beautiful performance.
ninjacapo 2
It must have been beautiful haha heart stoppingly beautiful
lerouxmaster 7
You guys killed it if I may...
Achan_fml 5
It must have been to die for. Heh lame puns shall be lame.
badass243 6
what a kill-joy
Rickilynn1 10
Mcr reference?
eb0ny 15
20, no, you're just stupid
markrs 0
She thought the music was her requiem and your voice was taking her higher
Superstitious 6
"...and she's buying a Stairway To Heaven..."
jumpshot32 11
You must have a killer voice!
missyj0 12
How punny :3
Todeswalzer 14
hehehe nice!
SoSickWithIt 14
Well, think of it this way, you're in choir, and you have a solo, you must have a beautiful voice, at least the last few sounds to grace that woman's ears were the sounds of you signing to a crowd full of people whose eyes were strictly and only on you. It's a bad situation, but hey, gotta' look on the bright side.
ImInYourFACEbook 8
Or maybe OP was singing some Justin Bieber, that usually knocks em' dead.
Link5794 18
We're going to Hell, aren't we?
DrMime 10
Brings new meaning to the term "killer vocals".
npnptracking 7
I've never heard that term
TheDrudgeChild 4
I've heard that term plenty of times at rock concerts, you all are listening to the wrong type of music if it doesn't have killer vocals.
domking1315 20
Yup. Its definetly us and not you or anything
faithlee 13
Maybe your voice was so heavenly. She decided it was ok to go? Haha.
manatees_r_epic 0
I'm knock-knock-knockin' on Heaven's door...
kookysoc 11
Haha!!! :)
drawmesunshine 17
Your voice put her in such a peaceful state that she just passed on, OP. Take it as a compliment (:
randomnameflob 0
I wouldn't be complimented if someone decided death is better than listening to me sing.
guitarbeast 22
Well at least she passed to some nice music… or you're voice made her not want to live anymore Either way FYL
nublets 12
Did you finish the solo?
Mister_Triangle 21
Would have been unfair to the living audience members if she didn't.
hefb 0
Definetly should have
bdubbstheman 5
She died to your shitty vocals? Bummer. Dweeeeeeep!!!
Robro54 6
That's one way to commit euthanasia.
DrMime 10
Or you can take your dogs outside while the choir performs its musical lobotomy on the poor unsuspecting public.