Today, I went to a new doctor. While filling out charts she looked up and said, "I'm assuming you are single." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a little while, I noticed that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML
Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML
Today, I had a doctor's appointment and my doctor had to examine my abdomen. I'm generally a pretty fit woman. After touching my abdomen, my doctor called me "the perfect specimen" and asked me if I was single because his son is also single. FML
Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me, "Have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "You mean with other people?" FML
Today, I asked my doctor out on a date. He had his nurse turn me down. FML
Today, I was at a party. Trying to overcome my social anxiety, I was trying to take part in conversations. So, when a girl mentioned she had a doctor's appointment next morning, I blurted out: "What kind of a doctor?" Everyone stared as she responded: "A gynaecologist." FML
Today, I had somewhat of a nervous breakdown, and poured my heart out to a doctor, who seemed to be well over 60. She looked at me, flabbergasted and said, "I never met anyone with that many problems!" Gee, thanks. FML
Today, I went on a short date with a new girl in the office, who everyone thought was a tad bit odd. Also today, she showed me the names of our future children. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job as a receptionist at a small doctor's office. When the doctor's wife called and asked if he'd stepped out, I blanked the word "Doctor" and instead replaced it with, "Medicine man." FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
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pleasedie 22
Should've responded, "I'm assuming you're a bit of a bitch."
newzealand 28
While we're assuming things, let's just assume they're being wishful OP ;)
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Comments (24)
jvanevery 19
we give off lots of clues about ourselves and a really observant person would be able to sort out those Clues I had a doctor look at me and say you have sleep apnea which I did
iSsjGohan 18
It's cause you must be energetic and happy exactly what marriage takes from ya
Atmey 5
Well, if she was smiling the meaning is 180 off, the subtleties of human kind.
Hangryko 32
Well, is she wrong?