Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML
Today, I went to a movie with a girl I went to high school with. There was a preview for an upcoming 3D movie. I asked her if she had ever seen a 3D movie before. She told me she couldn't because she is blind in one eye. Apparently it's a "sensitive subject." FML
Today, I brought home my 3D glasses after a movie. I had a laugh about it until I realized that I put my $100 sunglasses in the recycle box outside of the theatre instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend said that no, I'm not allowed to get glasses and then accused me of wanting to see other men. No, I just want to see. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML
Today, at work, we finally got a digital projector so our theater can show 3D movies. Our first movie is The Jonas Brothers Concert. FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. We went inside the theatre and he saw a couple of his friends. Instead of saying hi and coming back to watch the movie with me, he ditched me for them. When I reminded him he was forgetting something, he grabbed the popcorn out of my hands and left. FML
Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML
Today, I lost my glasses. I don't have spares but my girlfriend said I could borrow hers. She doesn't understand why this won't work. FML
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taraaa_fml 4
............ is this a joke
Seegtease 0
This is more than a moment. What did you THINK the glasses would do?
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Comments (211)
may_cause_fail 0
You're kind of dumb for not realizing this. But how is this an FML? Sounds more like a brain fart to me. Also what #36 said. :D
friedman_fml 0
come on, thats just plain stupid. definitely not an fml in the least
wasting_my_life 0
wow you are officially the stupidest person ever. like really. your just dumb
collardgreens 0
There are 2-d objects - think of a piece of paper being held flat in front of you. if you see that in 3-d, you need psychiatric help
freedomman 0
well...no. a piece of paper is still 3D. it still has length width and depth. just because the depth is too little to notice doesn't mean it's not there. a better example would be a drawing on a piece of paper.
Laurenxo 0
Wow, you're just an idiot.
pewp 5
for your sake, i hope you made this up. @51: that is almost true. there are no 2-d objects in the real world. In your example, you just see 2 of the 3 dimensions of a 3-d object.
tincan 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
...do I see an example of the extreme female brain here?
thundercats29 0
Brain capacity of one ounce...
OctavariumVI 0
Mass and energy are equivalent. Therefore, a brain capacity of one ounce could also be said to be about 89.9 trillion joules of brain capacity energy. Which is approximately 681,600,000 times the amount of energy released per U.S. gallon of premium gasoline. Please, 'lrn2physix' before you even TRY to act smart.
holly_fly 34
Excuse me... What does gender have to do with intellect? I graduated high school 4.0 gpa, all AP classes, have a 4.0 in college, and help tutor my boyfriend. I'm not try to brag, I'm making a point. And everyone has moments where they blurt something out with out thinking about it.
sasquatch_223 0
Omg. thats just...beyond....-sigh- there are no words.
wowFML123 0
lmao, that's the best blonde moment ever. High five.
laceorizer 0
and you actually posted this...?