Today, I went to a Dodger game with my crush. Between innings, the "Kiss cam" came up on the big screen. The camera happened to land on us, and when my crush saw us on the screen, he leaned away from me and buried his face in his hands. Everyone saw, and sympathetically said "Awww." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a baseball game with my wife. During intermission, the kiss cam chose my wife and me. So, what do you expect, I kissed her, but she decided to slap me and pretend she didn't know me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got put on the Kiss cam at a baseball game. Instead of kissing me, he grabbed my boobs and got the biggest round of applause I have heard in my life. FML
Today, the guy that I like took me on to the Cavaliers game. At the game, on the jumbotron they do a thing where they show couples and have them kiss, the camera goes on to us and as I go into kiss him, he turns and says, "Not in this lifetime". The entire stadium got to see me get rejected. FML
Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML
Today, I found out my husband was cheating on me via the Kiss Cam at the game he went to. A mutual friend, who went to that same game, sent me a photo. My husband had told me he was gonna be working tonight. FML
Today, I took my crush to see a movie. During the movie, I made a move and put my arm around her. As I reached over, my hand went straight into the popcorn tub, and I knocked it over. It spilled everywhere, all over her lap, all over me, and on the floor. I spent the next 15 minutes trying to clean up, while she awkwardly avoided eye contact. FML
Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML
Today, I was at a baseball game. This kid in front of me had binoculars and was constantly shouting. Trying to amuse the girl next to me, I leaned over and said, "That kid probably has wet dreams about baseball." She got up and said to the kid, "Come on honey, we're leaving." FML
Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML
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my_fml_account 2
guess he wanted to dodge that one
redbluegreen 41
Hahahaha #1. Maybe he's just shy? If he took you to the game, he probably likes you to begin with.
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Comments (201)
MeMeMe123455 0
Yankeeeees FTW. What a jerk, by the way.
Rockyio 0
lol that puts u on the friends ladder. don't be an intellectual ***** sweety lol
gregthestrange 3
OP, your name should have been 'kissdodger'
lillyass 0
You should have mouth really slow.... A-S-S-H-O-L-E
Newtrier 0
Immature
drinkupgorgeous 0
Why the hell does this sound so familar? But anyway, FYL because you got rejected and you were at a baseball game. Sorry, baseball is boring as fuuck.
ericavel 0
#1, best.
newguy90 0
Don't worry about it. some ppl hate being seen when they kiss someone. i've dated a girl for months now, and i've never gotten a kiss from her while we were with other ppl. I'll hold my thumbs for u, while hoping its the same thing ;)
Rockyio 0
#66 & 67....YES! lol
blue8795 0
Also, I like this FML better than the earlier (similar) one. Written better.