Today, I went to a Dodger game with my crush. Between innings, the "Kiss cam" came up on the big screen. The camera happened to land on us, and when my crush saw us on the screen, he leaned away from me and buried his face in his hands. Everyone saw, and sympathetically said "Awww." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a baseball game with my wife. During intermission, the kiss cam chose my wife and me. So, what do you expect, I kissed her, but she decided to slap me and pretend she didn't know me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got put on the Kiss cam at a baseball game. Instead of kissing me, he grabbed my boobs and got the biggest round of applause I have heard in my life. FML
Today, the guy that I like took me on to the Cavaliers game. At the game, on the jumbotron they do a thing where they show couples and have them kiss, the camera goes on to us and as I go into kiss him, he turns and says, "Not in this lifetime". The entire stadium got to see me get rejected. FML
Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML
Today, I found out my husband was cheating on me via the Kiss Cam at the game he went to. A mutual friend, who went to that same game, sent me a photo. My husband had told me he was gonna be working tonight. FML
Today, I took my crush to see a movie. During the movie, I made a move and put my arm around her. As I reached over, my hand went straight into the popcorn tub, and I knocked it over. It spilled everywhere, all over her lap, all over me, and on the floor. I spent the next 15 minutes trying to clean up, while she awkwardly avoided eye contact. FML
Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML
Today, I was at a baseball game. This kid in front of me had binoculars and was constantly shouting. Trying to amuse the girl next to me, I leaned over and said, "That kid probably has wet dreams about baseball." She got up and said to the kid, "Come on honey, we're leaving." FML
Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
my_fml_account 2
guess he wanted to dodge that one
redbluegreen 41
Hahahaha #1. Maybe he's just shy? If he took you to the game, he probably likes you to begin with.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (201)
RIKANA 0
O... Im preart sure he was just shy. RI
lesp 6
There's a lot of people that won't kiss on that here in Baltimore, even married people. Some people are just shy. I wouldn't feel too bad. Like someone else said, if he took you to the game then he's probably into you.
darkmis1 18
That sux-at least every1 said "awww" and felt bad instead of laughing-but this does seem really familiar to the fml wherethe girl goes to a basebal game with her crush and the kiss cam goes on them, he said "not in this lifetime"
myfairyoshi_fml 0
#9 their not going out that was just her crush
Capnstinkfoot 0
#1 = funny
plexico 4
The part about you being on screen with your eyes closed, mouth agape and your tongue probing the air like a big meat flag flapping in a hurricane must have been priceless!
Niasyn 0
Performance anxiety?
xjordanxjadedx 0
Today, the guy that I like took me on to the Cavaliers game. At the game, on the jumbotron they do a thing where they show couples and have them kiss, the camera goes on to us and as I go into kiss him he turns and says "not in this lifetime". The entire stadium got to see me get rejected. FML (http://www.fmylife.com/love/934076) posted in April.
pantlessben 0
The Dodgers played the Padres in LA yesterday. You might be identifying yourself a little too closely. Many of your friends that read this site will know you went to the game yesterday, and probably who you went with. I expect your crush is gonna know what you think of him by the end of today... Good luck!
ChrmnMa0 0
Calling B.S. YDI for watching baseball!